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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mario Olicky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhirinovsky comes to the cage accompanied by Zhirinovsky and Serega - Murka. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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180 cm
27
218 lbs
15 - 10 - 0 |
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181 cm
26
218 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Zhirinovsky! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mario Olicky! The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Albert Achterberg and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Olicky shoots for a takedown but Zhirinovsky saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily. Zhirinovsky lands a really nice looking cross but Olicky seems unphased.
Zhirinovsky has a takedown stuffed. Zhirinovsky fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Olicky manages to avoid it. Zhirinovsky shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Zhirinovsky showed some decent athleticism there. Olicky has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Zhirinovsky is working away from the top position though. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Zhirinovsky trying to control the action but Olicky is working from the bottom. Olicky is trying to maintain the position but Zhirinovsky is very close to passing his half guard. Olicky gets back to full guard.
Zhirinovsky got a little sloppy there for a moment and Olicky has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Zhirinovsky has managed to get both his arms back between Olicky's legs - danger averted. Zhirinovsky trying to control but Olicky is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round. Zhirinovsky wants to pass the guard but Olicky is keeping the position. Zhirinovsky is working Olicky over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. Olicky looking for a guillotine here but Zhirinovsky defends easily.
Zhirinovsky trying to control the position from guard on top but Olicky is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Olicky is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Zhirinovsky is aware though and is defending well. Zhirinovsky advances to half guard. Zhirinovsky is looking for a kimura but Olicky is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Zhirinovsky to get the leverage. Olicky has hold of Zhirinovsky's hands but Zhirinovsky slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Olicky is refusing to be controlled, as Zhirinovsky sits in half guard. Olicky wants to improve his position but Zhirinovsky is controlling well.
Zhirinovsky seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. This has been an exciting period of action! Olicky missing with punches from the bottom.
Olicky is not content to let Zhirinovsky control the position. Olicky looking for submissions off his back. Olicky wants to improve his position but Zhirinovsky is controlling well.
Olicky moves into full guard.
Olicky has his foot on Zhirinovsky's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Zhirinovsky works his way back into a safe position though. Zhirinovsky scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Zhirinovsky scores with a decent looking elbow strike. Zhirinovsky trying to control but Olicky is working from the bottom. Zhirinovsky throwing strikes but missing. Zhirinovsky scoring with some ground and pound. Zhirinovsky throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Olicky works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Zhirinovsky has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Zhirinovsky forces his way into half guard. Zhirinovsky passes to full mount! Olicky really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Olicky is in a horrible position here. Zhirinovsky smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
It looks like Mario Olicky has been cut. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Zhirinovsky lands a heavy elbow. Zhirinovsky is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Olicky can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
That has opened up Mario Olicky's cut even more. Zhirinovsky controlling from the full mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Olicky is in a horrible position here. Zhirinovsky smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The cut above Mario Olicky's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Olicky tries to hold on but Zhirinovsky pushes him away. Zhirinovsky wants to control the pace but Olicky is squirming around nicely. Olicky is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Zhirinovsky landing punches.
Mario Olicky's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mario Olicky's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Vladimir Zhirinovsky! Vladimir Zhirinovsky thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
54% |
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