PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yama Mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Moss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mama's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Micharl McCann - Icarus. Moss has chosen Foo Fighters - Best of You as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Mama
vs
Moss

195 cm
28
220 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

192 cm
31
210 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yama Mama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Moss!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Steve Montenegro and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mama connects with the punch.
Moss takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mama misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mama circles away from the clinch attempt.
Moss is looking to score with low kicks.
Moss does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mama connects with a good right hand that stumbles Moss. Moss circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

It looks like Randy Moss has been cut.
Moss throws a hook to the side of Mama's head but Mama sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Moss misses the body punch
and Mama counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Moss thinking.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mama.
Mama takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Donk. Mama catches Moss right on the button with a cross.
Moss scores with a nice body kick.
Moss throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Mama fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Moss sprawls well initially but Mama persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

Moss is defending against the submission attempts here by Mama.
Moss pushes Mama off looking to stand but Mama dives back in and keeps control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mama wants to free his trapped foot but Moss is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Moss is trying to stand.

Mama is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Moss doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mama.

Mama is looking for a kimura but Moss is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Mama to get the leverage.
Moss works his way to full guard. Good work.
Mama wants to pass the guard but Moss is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moss pulls Mama in to control the position.
Mama tries to free his leg and advance position but Moss is retaining full guard.

Moss scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Moss pushes Mama away with a front kick.
The fighters circling - Moss throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A slapping leg kick lands for Moss.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Moss takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Moss fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mama has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Moss throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Moss pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Moss will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A clash of legs there as Moss blocks the low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moss throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Mama fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Moss checks it well.
Mama swinging wildly here.
Mama steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Moss.
Moss looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mama takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Moss throws a head kick but Mama moves out of range.
Mama shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Moss but Moss pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mama fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Moss looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mama blocks a low kick nicely.
Moss throws a head kick but Mama moves out of range.
Mama takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moss uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mama.
Moss moves out of range of the body kick.
Mama throws a sloppy head kick and Moss moves out of range easily.
Mama throws a sloppy head kick and Moss moves out of range easily.
Moss finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Moss lands a leg kick that knocks Mama off balance momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Moss wants to land a leg kick but Mama is out of range.
Donk. Moss catches Mama right on the button with a cross.
Randy Moss is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Moss lands with a nice body kick.
Mama tries for a takedown but Moss sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Moss displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Mama.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yama Mama. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Moss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Mama clinches.
Moss tries to work over Mama's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Randy Moss will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Randy Moss's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Mama is looking to land body kicks.
Mama feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Mosss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Moss connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mama is looking to clinch.
Mama misses with the combination.
Mama takes one to the side of the head.
Mama blocks the body kick.
Moss fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mama is out of range.
A head kick misses from Mama.
Moss tries a head kick but it misses.
Moss lands a nice looking body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Moss.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moss scores with a jab to the head.
Mama falls off balance throwing a combination
and Moss connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moss with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mama scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Moss throws a head kick that misses.
Moss misses the shot to the body.
A clash of legs there as Mama blocks the low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Moss.
Moss avoids the head kick by Mama.
A jab from Mama misses.
Mama lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mama throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mama avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Moss throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mama is looking to clinch but Moss is avoiding it.
Moss darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mama throws a half hearted mid kick.
Moss throws a nice outside leg kick.
Moss avoids the head kick by Mama.
Mama throws a lazy uppercut
and Moss counters with an outside leg kick.
Mama gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Moss throws a nice inside leg kick.
Moss misses with a low kick.
Moss misses with a head kick.
Moss avoids the head kick by Mama.
Mama takes a kick to the side of the head.
Mama walks forward, straight into a front kick from Moss.
Moss lands a nice shot that snaps Mama's head back.

Mama is rocked!
Moss throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Oh Mama is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Moss drops Mama with a huge uppercut! Mama drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Moss is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randy Moss!