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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Zhukov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhukov comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Russian Army Choir - National Anthem of the Russian Federation kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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190 cm
35
275 lbs
17 - 6 - 0 |
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210 cm
24
265 lbs
12 - 6 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adolf Bin Laden! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ivan Zhukov! The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bin Laden feints and then cracks Zhukov's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zhukov down. A low kick from Bin Laden is predictable there and Zhukov counters with a thumping low kick. A telegraphed right hand from Bin Laden misses the target. Bin Laden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Zhukov pushes Bin Laden away with a front kick. A chopping leg kick lands by Bin Laden. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Bin Laden uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zhukov. A big right from Bin Laden misses. Bin Laden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zhukov. Zhukov throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Zhukov does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Zhukov throws a head kick but Bin Laden moves out of range.
Bin Laden lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
It looks like Ivan Zhukov has been cut. Zhukov throws a looping overhand right but Bin Laden ducks down to avoid it. Zhukov scores with a nice body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bin Laden misses with a straight right. A swing and a miss from Bin Laden. A good leg kick by Zhukov. Bin Laden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zhukov manages to avoid it. Bin Laden bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zhukov's head backwards. Zhukov tries to clinch up but Bin Laden circles away and keeps his distance. Bin Laden throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Zhukov looks winded! Bin Laden misses with an uppercut. Zhukov saw that one coming. A looping hook to the body misses from Bin Laden. Zhukov does a little dance to reset his feet. Bin Laden throws a series of punches but Zhukov moves out of range. Zhukov blocks a head kick by Bin Laden.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Bin Laden connects with a high kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Zhukov dips to his left and cracks Bin Laden with an uppercut! Zhukov misses with a body kick. Zhukov avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zhukov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bin Laden moves away. Zhukov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bin Laden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zhukov.
Zhukov buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Adolf Bin Laden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. A bone on bone clash there as Zhukov blocks the leg kick.
Bin Laden throws a right and a left that both miss. Bin Laden pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Bin Laden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Nice straight punches there by Bin Laden. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bin Laden. Bin Laden checks a low kick from Zhukov. Bin Laden walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Zhukov drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Bin Laden swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Zhukov's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Bin Laden!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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