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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ed Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mega Funkyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gein comes to the cage accompanied by Dead Skin Mask. Funkyama has chosen Bon Jovi: Bad Medicine as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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162 lbs
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145 lbs
12 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ed Gein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mega Funkyama!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funkyama fails to land the takedown.
Gein swats away the attempt to clinch by Funkyama.
Funkyama takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Funkyama connects with a single shot there.
A clash of legs there as Funkyama blocks the low kick.
Funkyama throws a right hand that misses
and Gein counters with a three punch combo that has Funkyama backing up. Funkyama nods at Gein to acknowledge the strikes.
Funkyama drives through with a takedown into guard.
Gein seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gein keeping moving, preventing Funkyama from controlling successfully.
Gein pulls Funkyama in close to prevent any damage.
Gein preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Funkyama won't allow Gein to sweep him here.
Funkyama has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein controls Funkyama momentarily but Funkyama frees himself.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Ed Gein just wasn't active enough.
Funkyama shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Gein counters by moving into the clinch.
Gein throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Funkyama takes an elbow to the forehead.
Gein swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gein misses with a punch to the body.
Gein misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gein blocks an elbow strike.
Gein presses Funkyama against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Gein tries to throw a body punch but Funkyama avoids it by throwing Gein back against the cage.
Funkyama avoids the elbow strike from Gein, against the cage.
Funkyama can't get the takedown.
Ed Gein has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mega Funkyama.
Gein with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Gein lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Funkyama backwards.
Funkyama tries to pull guard but Gein forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Funkyama lands with a light punch inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gein tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Funkyama's elbow.
Funkyama lands an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Gein lands with a left to the head.
Gein pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Gein.
Gein throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Funkyamas head.
Gein throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gein.
Funkyama looks winded!
Gein lands a hook that snaps the head of Funkyama backwards.
Gein tries to work over Funkyama's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gein.
Funkyama's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gein tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Funkyama avoids it.
Gein throws an elbow but it misses.
Gein lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Funkyama pulls Gein into guard.
Funkyama has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Gein can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Gein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Gein postures up in Funkyama's guard and throws a big left but Funkyama blocks it.
Funkyama tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Gein postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Gein preventing the sweep.
Funkyama is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Funkyama looking to hit a scissor sweep but Gein is one step ahead there.
Gein trying to control the position from guard on top but Funkyama is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Funkyama is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Funkyama wants to control but Gein passes easily into half guard.
Gein is pressing down on Funkyama's thigh, looking to free his foot. Funkyama is holding on for now.
Gein thows a huge punch but Funkyama dodges it nicely.
Funkyama blocking the ground and pound attempt from Gein.
Funkyama is trying to get back to full guard.
Funkyama keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Gein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Funkyama regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Gein.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gein throwing strikes but missing.
Funkyama is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ed Gein dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Funkyama has taken the fight to the clinch.
A short left from Gein.
Funkyama blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Gein misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gein lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Funkyama backwards.
Gein misses with a punch to the body.
Gein tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gein stops a takedown attempt from Funkyama.
Gein stops a takedown attempt from Funkyama.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Gein as Funkyama tries to tie him up.
Funkyama can't find room to land a body shot as Gein controls the action.
Gein working aggressively here.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Gein.
Nice body punch from Gein - that landed with a thud.
Funkyama lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Funkyama scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Gein misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Gein.
A left hand lands to the body for Funkyama.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gein.
Gein lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Funkyama is breathing heavily.
Funkyama managing to block the knees to the body from Gein.
Gein lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gein.
Gein lands with a left to the head.
Gein tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Funkyama avoids it.
Funkyama misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gein lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gein.
Funkyama is working for takedown but Gein is calmly controlling the position for now.
Ed Gein has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mega Funkyama.
Gein lands a good knee to the midsection. Funkyama won't want to take too many of those.
Gein connects with a knee to the head.
Gein lands an elbow that stopped Funkyama in his tracks for a moment.
Ed Gein has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Gein scores with a shot to the side of Funkyama's head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Gein.
Gein is working Funkyama over against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Gein obliges.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gein.
Funkyama takes a knee to the side of the body.
Gein lands an elbow just above Funkyama 's eye.
Gein lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Funkyama prevents a body shot from Gein.
A short body shot lands from Gein as the two fighters clinch.
Gein pushes off an throws an elbow but Funkyama leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Funkyama is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Gein landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Gein lands an elbow just above Funkyama 's eye.
It looks like Mega Funkyama has been cut.
Gein landing knees to the head.
Gein is defending well against a takedown attempt.
A nice right hand lands inside from Gein.
A knee to the head by Gein.
Funkyama takes an elbow to the temple.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gein lands a nice elbow.
Gein comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Gein makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Gein obliges.
Gein lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Gein throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Funkyamas head.
Gein scores with a hook to the body.
Gein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Funkyama can do to turn this around?
Gein lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Funkyama tries to work over Gein's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gein scores with a nice hook to the head.
Funkyama is rocked!
Gein lands with a left to the head.
Funkyama is still on wobbly legs! Can Gein finish him?
Gein lands a shoulder strike.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gein is pressed up against the cage. Funkyama has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Gein down to the mat. Gein avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Gein wants to clinch up but Funkyama keeps it at a distance.
Funkyama seems to have recovered his senses.
Gein lands a big uppercut and Funkyama crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Funkyama looks OK. Gein waves Funkyama back to his feet!
A looping hook to the body misses from Funkyama. Gein does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Funkyama's head, knocking him out cold! Gein is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ed Gein!
Ed Gein seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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