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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Super Hans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ball Sack Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hans comes to the cage accompanied by Hans being Hans. Sack Jr comes into a darkened arena with his song building. 311 - Down kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Ball Sack Jr is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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180 cm
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170 lbs
15 - 6 - 0 |
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185 cm
27
173 lbs
14 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Super Hans! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ball Sack Jr! The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Skip Squint and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hans showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr is looking to clinch but Hans is avoiding it.
Hans has a takedown stuffed. Sack Jr stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hans. Hans thows a left - swing and a miss! Hans takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sack Jr walks into a jab. Hans misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A big right from Sack Jr misses. Hans misses with a series of wild punches.
Sack Jr throws a combination that misses and Hans counters with a nice body shot. A combination from Sack Jr does no damage. Hans fails with a takedown attempt. Hans's jab looks to have found its range, popping Sack Jr under the eye.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sack Jr ducks under a wild hook from Hans. Ball Sack Jr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Hans shoots in for a takedown but Sack Jr shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Hans. That's going to take a lot out of him. Hans looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Sack Jr scores with a hook to the body. Hans takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Sack Jr blocks a jab. Hans lands with a straight right. Sack Jr didn't see that one coming. Hans sizes up Sack Jr with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Sack Jr scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Hans lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Sack Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hans. Sack Jr throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Sack Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hans moves away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A swing and a miss from Sack Jr. Hans misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Hans throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sack Jr on the side of the head. Sack Jr tries to clinch there but Hans circles away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Sack Jr lands a slapping body shot.
Hans throws a right and a left that both miss. Sack Jr blocks a jab. Sack Jr punishes Hans's body with a nice straight punch. A jab from Hans finds it's way through Sack Jr's defenses. Hans misses with a hook. Super Hans seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Hans misses the shot to the body. Hans uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sack Jr.
Hans misses with an uppercut. Sack Jr saw that one coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sack Jr moves into range and connects with a jab. Hans scores with a kick to the midsection. Hans tries to keep at a distance but Sack Jr has taken the fight into the clinch. Sack Jr wants to get back to striking at distance but Hans won't allow it.
Hans lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sack Jr backwards. Hans drags the fight down to the ground.
Hans is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive. Sack Jr tries to stand but Hans is controlling from the bottom. Sack Jr postures up.
Hans manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Sack Jr manages to get himself to full guard.
Hans trying to control the position from guard on top but Sack Jr is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Hans sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Sack Jr's guard. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Hans is trying to control the action in half guard but Sack Jr is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. Hans trying to control from Sack Jr's half guard. Sack Jr has other ideas though and has regained full guard. Hans stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sack Jr swivels though and keeps the full guard. Hans prevents Sack Jr from getting back to his feet. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Hans tries to free his leg and advance position but Sack Jr is retaining full guard. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Super Hans dominated that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Sack Jr pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Sack Jr dodges the punch combination from Hans.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sack Jr. Hans does a little dance to reset his feet. Hans with a nice cross. A big right from Sack Jr misses. Hans keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hans, as that shot connected.
Sack Jr misses with a lunging right hand
and Hans cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Sack Jr takes a body punch but keeps moving. Hans shoots in for a double leg but Sack Jr sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy. Hans drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Hans moves out of range as Sack Jr strikes. Sack Jr looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round. Nice jab there from Sack Jr. Super Hans is winning the standup battle so far. Hans misses with an uppercut. Sack Jr saw that one coming. Sack Jr slips a straight right by Hans. Sack Jr displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. Hans scores with a sloppy right hand. Sack Jr should have avoided that one. Sack Jr slaps away a takedown attempt from Hans, before circling back to the center of the mat. Hans takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sack Jr bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. A right-left combo lands from Sack Jr. Hans misses with a series of wild punches.
Hans tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sack Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Hans.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Sack Jr defending well as Hans loads up on a big left hand. Hans misses the shot to the body. Hans with a lazy takedown attempt and Sack Jr counters with a three punch combo that has Hans backing up. Hans nods at Sack Jr to acknowledge the strikes. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Hans. That's going to take a lot out of him. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Hans shoots in for a takedown but Sack Jr shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. Hans avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hans stalks Sack Jr and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Sack Jr's face. Sack Jr staggers backwards, shaken. Hans is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all. Sack Jr swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sack Jr slips a jab and a cross from Hans.
Hans throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Sack Jr takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hans throws a right and a left that Sack Jr avoids nicely. Sack Jr is looking to take this fight into the clinch. A nice inside leg kick there by Hans. That's going to slow Sack Jr down.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sack Jr moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Sack Jr throws a right and a left that both miss. Hans fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sack Jr. Sack Jr slips under a jab from Hans. Sack Jr tries to clinch but fails miserably and Sack Jr takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Hans looks to land a combination. Sack Jr sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Sack Jr uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hans. Sack Jr fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hans on the side of the head. Sack Jr uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hans. Some wild striking there from Sack Jr.
Hans throws a lazy right hand but Sack Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Sack Jr throws a right and a left that Hans avoids nicely. Sack Jr wants to clinch up but Hans keeps it at a distance. Sack Jr misses with a wild combination.
Hans clinches up with Sack Jr and pushes him back against the cage. Sack Jr has had enough of the clinch but Hans keeps him there for the moment. Sack Jr has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Hans lands a body shot in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. The referee calls for Hans to work.
A frustrated look appears on Sack Jr's face as he tries to break the clinch. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Sack Jr looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Sack Jr tries to break the clinch but Hans is controlling the position. Sack Jr is trying to push Hans away but Hans has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. Sack Jr blocks an uppercut.
Hans misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Super Hans will probably get the nod. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Sack Jr uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hans. Sack Jr tries to clinch but Hans moves out of range. Sack Jr avoids the body shot from Hans.
Sack Jr misses with the combination.
Sack Jr moves away from the strike by Hans. Hans misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sack Jr takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Sack Jr cracks Hans with a good jab. Sack Jr misses with a double jab.
Hans connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Hans throws a lazy right hand but Sack Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Sack Jr throws a series of punches but Hans avoids them all with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hans misses with the combination.
Sloppy strikes from Hans. Those never looked like landing. Hans will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hans misses with an uppercut. Sack Jr saw that one coming. Sack Jr tries to clinch but Hans moves out of range. Sack Jr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hans. Hans shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Sack Jr as he avoids it easily. Sack Jr slips a straight right by Hans. Sack Jr connects with a body shot that sends Hans's belly button to the back. Hans dodges the punch combination from Sack Jr.
Sack Jr misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hans scores with a nice head shot. Sack Jr throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hans. Sack Jr tries to bum rush Hans with a series of wild strikes but Hans uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Sack Jr defending well as Hans loads up on a big left hand. Sack Jr tries to bum rush Hans with a series of wild strikes but Hans uses good footwork to avoid the assault. A looping hook to the body misses from Hans. Sack Jr does a little dance to reset his feet. Hans cracks a nice hook into Sack Jr's ribs. Hans misses with a body kick. Hans throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hans lands with a right hand. Sack Jr throws a right and a left that Hans avoids nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Donk. Hans catches Sack Jr right on the button with a cross. Sack Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Sack Jr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hans circles away quickly and effectively. Sack Jr throws a shot from downtown. Hans moves away and avoids it. Hans listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut. Hans throws a nice looking combination but Sack Jr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Hans swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hans defending well as Sack Jr loads up on a big left hand. Hans scores with a crisp jab that stopped Sack Jr in his tracks. Hans misses with an uppercut
and Sack Jr counters by clinching up. Hans's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Hans misses with a straight left. Sack Jr throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Hans to counter with a crisp jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Sack Jr tries to clinch but Hans moves out of range. Sack Jr fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hans looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. A big left from Hans misses. Hans throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Sack Jr. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sack Jr avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Hans misses with a straight right. Sack Jr misses with a body punch
and Hans counters with a lovely straight right hand! Hans misses with an uppercut. Sack Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hans moves away. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Sack Jr throws a right and a left that both miss. Sack Jr misses with a double jab.
Sack Jr has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Hans plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Super Hans clearly takes that round. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Hans throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sack Jr will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Some wild striking there from Hans.
Hans throws a hook but Sack Jr blocks it. Sack Jr looks to land a combination. Hans sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Hans lands a glancing blow to the side of Sack Jr's head. Hans fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Hans slips a jab and a cross from Sack Jr.
Hans throws out a loose jab but Sack Jr uses good head movement to avoid it. Hans throws a head kick that misses. Sack Jr throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hans.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sack Jr moves away from the strike by Hans. Sack Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Hans lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Sack Jr thows a body shot but no joy. Hans lands a big head kick that sends Sack Jr to the canvas! Hans follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Hans! Super Hans retains his welterweight title! An out of breath Super Hans thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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