PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Richard Dawkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JaKaSa Chaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dawkins's entrance music is Prong - Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck . A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Chaos's choice of entrance music: Moonsorrow - Kuolleiden maa. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that JaKaSa Chaos was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dawkins
vs
Chaos

170 cm
30
159 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

171 cm
29
150 lbs
23 - 11 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Conviction

Hardcore Nutrition
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Richard Dawkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, JaKaSa Chaos!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, William Peck and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dawkins misses with a looping left.
Chaos throws a right hand that misses
and Dawkins counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like JaKaSa Chaos has been cut.
Dawkins waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chaos.
Dawkins takes one on the button.
Chaos throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dawkins fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chaos looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chaos throws a leg kick that misses.
Dawkins misses with a body shot.
Chaos misses with a double jab
and Dawkins connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chaos throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dawkins closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chaos takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dawkins throws a body punch but Chaos moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Chaos throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dawkins swings for the body but Chaos moves out of range.
Chaos connects with a looping right hand.
The fighters circling - Dawkins throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chaos takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Chaos is looking to land body kicks.
Chaos fails to land with a series of punches.
Dawkins throws out a loose jab but Chaos uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chaos connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dawkins momentarily.
Dawkins jabs Chaos to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos checks the leg kick.
Dawkins looks to land a body kick but Chaos moved away.
Dawkins throws a hook to the side of Chaos's head but Chaos sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chaos.
Chaos fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chaos chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dawkins moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Chaos fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dawkins.
Chaos moves away from the strike by Dawkins.
Dawkins lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Chaos looks winded!
Dawkins lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A bone on bone clash there as Chaos blocks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dawkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chaos lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Chaos looks to land a right hand but Dawkins moved out of range.
Dawkins throws a jab but it's blocked by Chaos.
Chaos misses with a low kick.
An inside leg kick from Chaos misses.
Dawkins throws a low kick, looking for Chaos's leg but Chaos calmly moves out of range.
Dawkins with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nice body kick from Chaos.
A lazy left from Dawkins finds it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins misses with a kick to the body
and Chaos counters with a thumping low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dawkins throws a head kick that misses.
Dawkins steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chaos.
Dawkins moves out of range of the leg kick from Chaos.
Chaos ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Chaos throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The fighters circling - Dawkins throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A leg kick checked by Chaos.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dawkins throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chaos lands the left hand.
Chaos tries to land a leg kick but Dawkins saw it coming and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dawkins dominated that round.
The cut man is working on JaKaSa Chaos's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dawkins throws a hook but Chaos avoids it easily.
Chaos throws a low kick but Dawkins moves out of range easily.
Chaos attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Chaos throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Chaos lands a right hook to the body.
Chaos scores with a kick to the body.
Chaos fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dawkins manages to avoid it.
Chaos ducks under a wild hook from Dawkins.
Dawkins throws a hook but Chaos avoids it easily.
Dawkins takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chaos walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dawkins checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dawkins looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dawkins connects with a single shot there.
Dawkins throws a lazy right hand but Chaos sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dawkins throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chaos fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dawkins.
Chaos throws a front kick aimed at Dawkins's knee but Dawkins avoids it well.
Chaos misses with a wild body shot.
Dawkins throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chaos.
Chaos uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dawkins.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Chaos.
Dawkins swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chaos tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos avoids the head kick by Dawkins.
Chaos will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Chaos lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dawkins's sensitive parts.
Chaos swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dawkins looks to score with a jab to the body but Chaos is just out of range.
Dawkins throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chaos comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An inside leg kick lands from Chaos.
Dawkins buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A left lands for Dawkins.
Dawkins misses with a looping left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos misses with a wild body shot.
Chaos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dawkins swings for the body but Chaos moves out of range.
Dawkins fakes the leg kick and cracks Chaos in the body.
Chaos is breathing heavily.
Dawkins lands a jab to Chaos's midsection.
Chaos has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dawkins.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dawkins jabs Chaos to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Dawkins throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Chaos crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dawkins - the referee stops the clock and Chaos gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dawkins. Chaos manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dawkins works Chaos's body with a nice hook.
Dawkins connects with a leg kick. Chaos looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Dawkins.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chaos. Dawkins does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dawkins misses with a wild body shot.
Chaos takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dawkins is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Dawkins throws a push kick but Chaos slaps the foot to one side.
Dawkins scores with a jab to the body.
Dawkins throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dawkins misses with a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chaos throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dawkins scores with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Dawkins dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on JaKaSa Chaos's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Chaos takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Chaos throws a lazy head kick
and Dawkins counters with a thumping low kick.
Dawkins has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Dawkins throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chaos stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dawkins moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Chaos moves out of range as Dawkins strikes.
Dawkins throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dawkins checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dawkins lands with a thumping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Dawkins drops Chaos with a big left hand and mounts him. Chaos is in big trouble!

Chaos is rocked!

That has opened up JaKaSa Chaos's cut even more.
Dawkins postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! Chaos is out cold - huge knockout for Dawkins!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Richard Dawkins!
Post fight, an emotional Richard Dawkins said 'I want everyone to take notice - I am back and I feel better than I have in a long time. I am finished being someone that Im not - Im a granite breaker. Featherweight division, you have been warned.'.