PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dominic Nelson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. Dominic Nelson has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Nelson
vs
Pencil

179 cm
26
132 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

185 cm
19
193 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dominic Nelson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Josh West and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nelson takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Nelson shoots in for a double leg but Pencil sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nelson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nelson thows a body shot but no joy.
Pencil defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Nelson.
Pencil cracks Nelson with a hook to the temple - Nelson is on wobbly legs here! Pencil swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Nelson falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Pencil wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Wooden Pencil! Wooden Pencil retains his super heavyweight title!
In his post fight interview, Wooden Pencil started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.