PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Spezza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dynamite
vs
Spezza

178 cm
23
168 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

178 cm
21
162 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jason Spezza!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spezza has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Spezza throws a jab when Dynamite was well out of range.
Dynamite ducks under a wild hook from Spezza.
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spezza manages to avoid it.
Dynamite connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dynamite misses with a double jab.
Dynamite jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dynamite lands the left hand.
A jab from Dynamite finds it's way through Spezza's defenses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dynamite. That's going to slow Spezza down.
Spezza takes a swing at Dynamite's ribcage but misses.
Dynamite throws a big shot that misses.
Dynamite scores with a nice strike.
Spezza ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite.
Spezza closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dynamite with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Spezza to score with a decent uppercut.
Dynamite lands a nice looking body shot.
Spezza rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dynamite moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dynamite ducks under a wild hook from Spezza.
Dynamite misses with a wild body shot.
Dynamite moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dynamite throws a jab but it's blocked by Spezza.
Spezza ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dynamite with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dynamite bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Spezza's head backwards.
Dynamite staying out of range there.
Spezza looks to land a left hand but Dynamite moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite moves away from the strike by Spezza.
Spezza slips a straight right by Dynamite.
Dynamite thuds his right hand into Spezza's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Spezza avoids the body shot from Dynamite.
Dynamite stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dynamite lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Spezza backs up against the cage.
Spezza is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dynamite.
Dynamite on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spezza lands with an uppercut that bounces Dynamite off the cage and back into range.
Dynamite misses with a low kick.
Dynamite lunges at Spezza with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Spezza's hand.
Dynamite lands a jab to the head.
Dynamite slips under a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite tries to land a leg kick but Spezza saw it coming and moves away.
Dynamite is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spezza.
Dynamite scores with a nice right hand.
Dynamite is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dynamite misses with a left hand
and Spezza counters with a nice body shot.
Dynamite tries to work over Spezza's front leg with a kick but Spezza checks it.
Dynamite slips under a jab from Spezza.
Dynamite misses with a right hand
and Spezza counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A big left from Spezza misses.
Dynamite digs a good hook to Spezza's body.
That kick from Dynamite tenderised Spezza's leg. Spezza is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dynamite buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dynamite.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite cracks the inside of Spezza's front leg.
An inside leg kick lands from Dynamite.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spezza lands a nice looking body shot.
A left lands for Dynamite.
Dynamite fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dynamite misses with a low kick.
Dynamite jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Dynamite connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Spezza momentarily.
Dynamite thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dynamite uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spezza.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dynamite scores with a shot to the body.
Dynamite fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dynamite misses with a low kick as Spezza jumps back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Napoleon Dynamite dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Spezza moves out of range as Dynamite strikes.
Dynamite tries to score with a low kick but Spezza moves his leg out of the way.
Spezza uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dynamite.
Dynamite thows a body shot but no joy.
Dynamite chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dynamite throws a quick inside leg kick.
Good shot there by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a hook but Spezza avoids it easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Spezza checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dynamite looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Spezza is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dynamite.
Spezza lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dynamite circles away quickly and effectively.
Dynamite throws a low kick but it's checked well by Spezza.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A low kick from Dynamite misses
and Spezza counters with a straight right hand.
Dynamite feints a jab promting Spezza to slip. Dynamite then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Spezza slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Dynamite misses with a straight right.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dynamite.
Spezza has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Spezza there as he acknowledges the shot.
Spezza defending well as Dynamite loads up on a big left hand.
Dynamite moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Dynamite throws a lazy uppercut
and Spezza counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Spezza throws a hook to the side of Dynamite's head but Dynamite sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spezza displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dynamite throws out the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite slips a jab from Spezza.
Spezza has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dynamite.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spezza moves out of range of the body kick from Dynamite.
Spezza throws a looping overhand right but Dynamite ducks down to avoid it.
Dynamite lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spezza's sensitive parts.
Dynamite lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dynamite buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spezza throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dynamite makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Spezza really felt that one!
Dynamite steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spezza.
Dynamite scoring well with a low kick there.
Spezza on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dynamite.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spezza digs a good body shot into Dynamite's ribs.
Spezza throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dynamite lands with a nice body punch.
Dynamite falls off balance throwing a combination
and Spezza counters with a three punch combo that has Dynamite backing up. Dynamite nods at Spezza to acknowledge the strikes.
Spezza lands with a hook. Dynamite tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Spezza missing with a left hand there. Dynamite was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spezza misses with a left hand
and Dynamite counters with a thumping low kick.
Spezza scores with a jab to the head.
Spezza misses with a hook. Dynamite ducked under it nicely.
Dynamite cracks Spezza with a good jab.
Spezza throws a jab when Dynamite was well out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spezza keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dynamite.
Nice defenses there by Spezza.
Good leg kick by Dynamite there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dynamite misses with a looping right.
A slow jab from Dynamite misses its intended target.
Dynamite's jab looks to have found its range, popping Spezza under the eye.
Spezza waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spezza throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Spezza chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dynamite can pounce on him.
Spezza looks to land a combination. Dynamite sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Spezza throws a sloppy head kick and Dynamite moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Napoleon Dynamite dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Spezza ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dynamite ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Spezza takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dynamite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dynamite connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Spezza uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dynamite.
A big right from Spezza misses.
Dynamite ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Spezza avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dynamite slips a jab from Spezza.
Spezza rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dynamite moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Spezza has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dynamite gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Spezza.
Spezza misses with a hook
and Dynamite counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spezza misses with a looping left.
Spezza rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Dynamite cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Napoleon Dynamite is winning the standup battle so far.
Spezza avoids the head kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite cracks Spezza with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dynamite ducks under a wild hook from Spezza.
Dynamite misses with a hook. Spezza ducked under it nicely.
Dynamite wants to land a leg kick but Spezza is out of range.
Dynamite feints and then cracks Spezza's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Spezza down.
Dynamite cracks Spezza with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spezza on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dynamite swings for the body but Spezza moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spezza misses with an uppercut. Dynamite saw that one coming.
Dynamite moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dynamite swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Spezza.
Spezza slips a straight right by Dynamite.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dynamite. Spezza does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dynamite throws a looping overhand right but Spezza ducks down to avoid it.
Dynamite misses with a wild body shot.
Spezza misses the jab.
Spezza looks to throw the jab but Dynamite is out of range.
A swing and a miss from Dynamite.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Spezza misses.
Spezza lunges at Dynamite with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dynamite's hand.
Spezza thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spezza checks the leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Spezza checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Spezza throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dynamite attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Spezza takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice uppercut there from Dynamite.
Dynamite lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dynamite misses with a straight right.
Spezza slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spezza misses with a looping right.
Jason Spezza has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dynamite moves out of range as Spezza strikes.
Dynamite throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Spezza displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dynamite throws out the jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a low kick but it's checked well by Spezza.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dynamite.
A jab from Dynamite does it's job there.
Spezza blocks a leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice jab there from Dynamite.
Dynamite bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Spezza's head backwards.
That kick from Dynamite tenderised Spezza's leg. Spezza is trying to keep his angry face on.

And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Dynamite showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dynamite has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Dynamite!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Napoleon Dynamite made sure he mentioned Untouchable Fight Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.