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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Otto Cutts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sack Turds (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sack Turds will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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170 cm
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155 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
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177 cm
26
155 lbs
4 - 4 - 0 |
Excellent MT
KO power
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Great elbows
Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Otto Cutts! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sack Turds! The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Sosuke Kotani and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Turds throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jab from Turds. Cutts throws a leg kick that is checked and Turds makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Turds lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cutts at a distance.
Turds swings away with a leg kick that misses. Turds connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cutts momentarily.
Nice jab there from Cutts. Turds dips to his left and cracks Cutts with an uppercut! Turds on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Turds lands a head kick. Cutts smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Cutts is rocked!
It looks like Otto Cutts has been cut. Cutts misses with a left hand and Turds counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Oh Cutts is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Turds cracks Cutts with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sack Turds! Sack Turds seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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