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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Willy Wonka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doug Camcho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wonka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mr Rotten Treats - Insane Clown Posse. Camcho comes into a darkened arena with his song building. 'Satan Is A Lady' by Steriogram kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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173 cm
24
164 lbs
11 - 2 - 0 |
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170 cm
23
133 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Willy Wonka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Doug Camcho! The judges for this bout are William Gold, Chris Edwards and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Camcho slips a jab from Wonka. Wonka gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Wonka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Camcho misses with a hook from the clinch. Camcho escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wonka forces Camcho back against the cage and clinches. Camcho swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Camcho breaks the clinch.
Wonka fails miserably with a takedown attempt. Wonka gets the takedown into side control. It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup. Wonka tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. Wonka tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Wonka tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's one minute gone in the round. Camcho tries to improve position but can't. Wonka wants to lay and pray for a moment but Camcho keeps working. Wonka tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. Wonka has an Americana. Camcho didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Wonka is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Wonka hooks up with any of them at the after show party.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Untouchable Fight Nutrition, into his post fight interview.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
42% |
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