PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Toast Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terrell Suggs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, POWDERED... TOAST... MAAAAAAAAANN!!!. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Man
vs
Suggs

183 cm
25
155 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

200 cm
21
154 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Toast Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Terrell Suggs!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Suggs was well out of range. Poor timing from Man.
A jab from Man misses.
Suggs looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
Suggs scores with a one two! Man had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Man looks to throw the jab but Suggs is out of range.
Suggs checks a leg kick.
Man misses with a straight right.
Man lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Suggs circles away quickly and effectively.
Toast Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man misses with a wild body shot.
Man has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Suggs throws a series of punches but Man avoids them all with ease.
Man misses with a hook
and Suggs counters with a left and a right that stings Man.
Suggs fails to land with a series of punches.
Suggs blocks a low kick nicely.
Suggs ducks under a wild hook from Man.
Man throws a low kick but it's checked well by Suggs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Suggs.
Suggs rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Man moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Suggs lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Man circles away quickly and effectively.
Suggs tries to move into range but Man moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Man misses the target.
Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
Man cracks a nice hook into Suggs's ribs.
Suggs missing with a left hand there. Man was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A combination from Suggs does no damage.
Suggs keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Man.
Suggs misses with a hook. Man ducked under it nicely.
Suggs throws a right and a left that Man avoids nicely.
Man lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man misses with an uppercut.
Suggs scores with a nice strike.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Suggs moves away.
A clash of legs there as Suggs blocks the low kick.
Man misses with a hook.
Man swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Suggs.
Man tried to score with a low kick but Suggs checks it.
Suggs misses with a few strikes there.
Man feints and then cracks Suggs's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Suggs down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man scores with a jab to the body.
Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Suggs's calf.
Man connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Man misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Suggs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Suggs misses with a jab, cross combination.
Man's corner calls for a 1-2. Man obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Suggs misses with a few strikes there.
Suggs looks to land a combination but Man avoids it well.
A combination from Suggs does no damage.
Man throws a jab when Suggs was well out of range.
Suggs slips a jab from Man.
Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Suggs is just out of range.
Man is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Suggs throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Suggs throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suggs checks the leg kick.
Suggs misses with a wild combination.
Suggs fails to land with a series of punches.
A punch combination from Suggs misses.
Man throws a shot from downtown. Suggs moves away and avoids it.
A combination from Suggs does no damage.
Man throws a jab but it's blocked by Suggs.
Man misses with a lunging right hand
and Suggs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A big right from Man misses.
Suggs tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Suggs takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toast Man dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Man misses with a body shot
and Suggs counters with a three punch combo that has Man backing up. Man nods at Suggs to acknowledge the strikes.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on Suggs's shoulder, as Suggs tries to avoid the shot.
Man lands a jab to Suggs's midsection.
A combination from Suggs does no damage.
Man showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Suggs.
Man connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Some wild striking there from Suggs.
Man throws an overhand right that lands on Suggs's shoulder, as Suggs tries to avoid the shot.
Suggs misses with a looping left.
Man throws a lazy right hand but Suggs sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Man jabs Suggs to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Suggs misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man throws a right and a left that both miss.
Suggs fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Suggs is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Suggs lunges at Man with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Man's hand.
Nice defenses there by Suggs.
Man fails to land with a series of punches.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Suggs will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Suggs in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Man lands a nice hook to Suggs's body. Suggs takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Man lands a really nice looking cross but Suggs seems unphased.
Man misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suggs checks the leg kick.
Suggs throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Suggs gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Man throws out a loose jab but Suggs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Suggs connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Suggs walks into a jab.
A punch combination from Suggs misses.
Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
Suggs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Man.
Man misses with an uppercut
and Suggs counters with a series of strikes. Man will be more careful next time no doubt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Suggs dodges the punch combination from Man.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Suggs is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suggs throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
Suggs fails to land with a series of punches.
Suggs tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Suggs blocks a jab.
Man misses with a body punch
and Suggs counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Man cracks the inside of Suggs's front leg.
Suggs keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Suggs throws a right and a left that Man avoids nicely.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Suggs.
Suggs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Man misses with a hook. Suggs ducked under it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
No joy there for Suggs, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Man throws a jab when Suggs was well out of range.
Suggs has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Suggs takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Suggs throws a right hand that Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Man also avoids with ease.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Man, as that shot connected.
Man closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Man lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Suggs has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Suggs and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Suggs stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Suggs scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Man misses with a body shot.
Suggs looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Toast Man dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Man connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Man clobbers Suggs with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Man clobbers Suggs with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Man throws a predictable looking body shot
and Suggs counters with a two punch combo.
Toast Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Suggs scores with a one two! Man had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Man misses with an uppercut.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Man is looking to slow Suggs down with leg kicks.
Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Suggs looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Terrell Suggs is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Suggs.
Good leg kick by Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man lands with an uppercut that bounces Suggs off the cage and back into range.
Suggs's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Man throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Man connects with a right hand. Suggs shakes it off.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Suggs misses with a jab, cross combination.
Suggs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Man slips a jab and a cross from Suggs.
A chopping leg kick lands by Man.
Suggs takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Man throws a looping overhand right but Suggs ducks down to avoid it.
Suggs throws a left and a right that both miss
and Man counters with a nice uppercut.
Man misses with a looping right.
Man misses with a straight left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man cracks Suggs with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Man cracks Suggs with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Man misses the shot to the body.
Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Suggs throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
Man misses with a straight right.
Some wild striking there from Suggs.
Suggs misses with a wild combination.
Suggs takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Suggs blocks a jab.
Man connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Suggs momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suggs stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
The crowd cheers as Man lands an impressive looking overhand right. Suggs doesn't seem phased though.
Man throws a nice outside leg kick.
Man thuds a left hand into Suggs's body.
Some wild striking there from Suggs.
Both fighters circling a little - Man finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Suggs throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Suggs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Suggs might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Man throws a jab but it's blocked by Suggs.
Suggs has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Suggs manages to avoid it.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Suggs slips a straight right by Man.
Man throws a chopping leg kick but Suggs manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Suggs throws a right and a left that both miss.
Man is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Some wild striking there from Suggs.
Man cracks Suggs with a right hand to the side of the head.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Suggs has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Man lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Suggs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Terrell Suggs has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man scoring well with a low kick there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Toast Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Toast Man!