PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dace Killian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Killian might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Bare & Mark Instinct - Murder Machine (ft. Dieselboy) . On his way into the ring it seems that Dace Killian has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Dace Killian seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Killian
vs
Ferguson

180 cm
31
194 lbs
21 - 8 - 0

185 cm
30
200 lbs
21 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dace Killian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killian keeps the fight on the outside.
Ferguson moves in looking to clinch but Killian pushes him off.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Killian moves out of range easily.
Ferguson throws a big shot that misses.

Ferguson instigates a clinch.
Killian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Killian can't get the takedown.
Ferguson misses with a body punch.
Ferguson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Killian backwards.
Ferguson is pressed up against the ropes. Killian has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Killian closes the distance and clinches up with Ferguson, looking for a takedown. Killian pushes Ferguson against the ropes but Ferguson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dace Killian. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson digs a good hook to Killian's body.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson doesn't manage to clinch there - Killian circles away.
Ferguson connects with a right hand. Killian shakes it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Killian.
Killian fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Killian takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Ferguson takes the fight into the clinch.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
Killian drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ferguson pulls his leg out and moves away.

Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Killian avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Killian drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ferguson misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson managing to block the knees to the body from Killian.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killian is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Ferguson is pressed up against the ropes. Killian has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ferguson down to the mat. Ferguson avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Horrible takedown by Killian or perhaps it was just good defense by Ferguson which made him look bad.
Ferguson loads up on a big right hand but Killian slips the punch.
Ferguson tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Killian manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ferguson lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head kick misses from Ferguson.
Killian fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nice uppercut there from Ferguson.
Ferguson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Killian keeps the fight on the outside.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Ferguson thumps Killian with a low kick.
Ferguson leaves Killian with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ferguson has closed the distance and engaged Killian in a clinch.
Ferguson working aggressively here.
Ferguson can't find room to land a body shot as Killian controls the action.

Killian gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Ferguson seems keen to control Killian's posture.
Ferguson not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Ferguson wants to sweep here but Killian controlling him for the moment.
Ferguson pulls Killian in to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Turd Ferguson wasn't active enough on the ground.
Killian closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ferguson circles away.
Killian ducks under a wild hook from Ferguson.
Ferguson wants to land a leg kick but Killian is out of range.
A clash of legs there as Killian blocks the low kick.
Ferguson is looking to clinch but Killian is avoiding it.
Killian closes the distance and clinches up with Ferguson, looking for a takedown. Killian pushes Ferguson against the ropes but Ferguson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Killian looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ferguson is fending him off so far but Killian persists. Nope, Ferguson circles away and we're back to standing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Killian avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Killian looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ferguson is fending him off so far but Killian persists. Nope, Ferguson circles away and we're back to standing.
Ferguson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Killian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Killian scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson trying to control here.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Ferguson is trying is best to control the position here.
Ferguson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Ferguson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Killian is working away from the top position though.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Ferguson works his way to full guard. Good work.
Ferguson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Killian content to stall in guard here.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Ferguson holds on and takes a little breather.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson looking for a sweep. Not yet Ferguson, not yet.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Turd Ferguson was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Ferguson missing with a left hand there. Killian was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ferguson cracks the inside of Killian's front leg.
Ferguson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Killian counters with a nice uppercut.
Killian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ferguson misses with a double jab.
Ferguson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ferguson wants it to stay on the feet.

Ferguson moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killian blocks an uppercut.
Ferguson prevents a takedown attempt there.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Killian working aggressively here.
Ferguson wants to break free but Killian has control.
Killian has Ferguson pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Ferguson manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Ferguson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but Killian blocks with his arms.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but Killian blocks with his arms.
Killian wants to take the fight to the mat but Ferguson manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Ferguson scores a nice knee to the body.
Ferguson misses with an elbow over the top.

Killian has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Ferguson clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Killian trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Killian not allowing Ferguson to control his hands.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Even with his hooks in, Killian manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Ferguson wants to control his opponent's hands but Killian gets his hands free.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ferguson has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Killian.
Ferguson tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Ferguson blocking the ground and pound.
Ferguson is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

Killian working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson is trying desperately to improve position.
Killian dominating with strikes here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Killian with shots to the head and body - Ferguson looks very uncomfortable down there.
A nice elbow there by Killian.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killian throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Killian shoots in for a takedown but Ferguson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Ferguson lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Ferguson.
Killian on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Ferguson misses with a leg kick

and Killian counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Killian.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Killian stops Ferguson from standing up.
Dace Killian overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Ferguson is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Ferguson tries to stand and escape but Killian is controlling the position.
Ferguson is thwarting Killian's attempts to control the position.
Killian is refusing to be controlled, as Ferguson sits in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Ferguson tries to stand and escape but Killian is controlling the position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson prevents Killian from improving his position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Ferguson wants to clinch.
Ferguson goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A head kick misses from Ferguson.
Killian changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ferguson tries to avoid it but Killian manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ferguson to the ground. Ferguson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ferguson tests Killian's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Killian fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dace Killian. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Killian checks the leg kick.
Ferguson doesn't manage to clinch there - Killian circles away.
Killian lands with a nice body punch.
Ferguson tries to clinch up

and Killian counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Killian avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
Killian can't find room to land a body shot as Ferguson controls the action.
Ferguson digs a right hand into Killian's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Killian's gas tank.
Ferguson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Killian drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Killian avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killian on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Ferguson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Killian's brow.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Turd Ferguson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Killian wants a takedown but no success here.
Killian blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ferguson missing with knees to the body.
Killian trying to stall but Ferguson improves his position.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ferguson throws an elbow but it misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Killian is trying to drag Ferguson to the mat but Ferguson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.
Killian has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Ferguson after a bit of a struggle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ferguson misses with some punches.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Killian is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ferguson.
Ferguson lands with a light punch inside.
A body shot lands from Ferguson.
Killian tries for a takedown. No joy.
Ferguson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Killian blocks it with crossed arms.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ferguson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Killian is keeping busy.
Ferguson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ferguson stops a takedown attempt from Killian.
Killian is looking for a takedown.
Killian wants a takedown but no success here.
A body shot lands from Ferguson.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ferguson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ferguson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Dace Killian has been cut.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson scores with a hook to the body.

Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ferguson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Killian moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Killian is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ferguson throws a leg kick but Killian sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Killian shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ferguson sprawls well. Ferguson wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Killian gets slowly back to his feet.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killian fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ferguson avoids it really well and circles away.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Killian needs to keep his hands up - Ferguson had a free shot at his head there.
Killian shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ferguson but Ferguson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ferguson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ferguson lands a really nice looking cross but Killian seems unphased.
Killian shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ferguson as he jumps to the side.

Oooooh!!! Ferguson has knocked Killian down with a huge combo! Ferguson steps away and waves a wobbly Killian back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Killian is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killian stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ferguson.
Oh Killian is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ferguson tries to clinch but Killian is having none of it.
Ferguson connects with an inside leg kick.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch but Killian swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson tries to clinch up.
Killian seems to have got his legs back now.
Ferguson takes a swing at Killian's ribcage but misses.
Ferguson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Killian's head.
Killian avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Turd Ferguson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Ferguson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ferguson thuds his shin into the meat of Killian's side.
Ferguson cracks the inside of Killian's front leg.
Killian shoots in but no luck this time.

Ferguson clinches with his opponent.
Ferguson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Killian up against the ropes.
Ferguson misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson tries to land knees in the clinch but Killian avoids the damage to the body.
Ferguson misses with a knee to the head.
Killian has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Ferguson after a bit of a struggle.
Killian can't find room to land a body shot as Ferguson controls the action.
Killian has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ferguson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Ferguson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Killian is trying to drag Ferguson to the mat but Ferguson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the ropes to his advantage there.
Killian can't get the takedown.
Dace Killian has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ferguson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Killian throws a head punch that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Ferguson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Ferguson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Turd Ferguson!

Turd Ferguson wins by unanimous decision!
Turd Ferguson was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.