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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sasha Grey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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300 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
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190 cm
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290 lbs
33 - 20 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfred E Neuman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sasha Grey!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurstr�m, Anni Minnem�ki and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
E Neuman connects with a nice looking jab.
Grey slips under a jab from E Neuman.
E Neuman closes the distance and clinches.
Grey misses with some punches.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, E Neuman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Grey's brow.
Grey swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grey blocks an elbow strike.
E Neuman lands a right hand.
Grey drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Grey doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
E Neuman blocks an uppercut.
E Neuman misses with a punch to the body.
Grey drops to a knee looking for a takedown but E Neuman gets the underhooks and prevents it.
E Neuman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
E Neuman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Grey backwards.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Alfred E Neuman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sasha Grey.
E Neuman prevents a body shot from Grey.
Grey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
E Neuman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grey misses with a punch to the body.
Grey has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. E Neuman avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
E Neuman throws an elbow but it misses.
E Neuman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Greys head.
E Neuman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Grey misses with a punch to the body.
E Neuman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
E Neuman lands a right hand.
Grey is trying to drag E Neuman to the mat but E Neuman just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
E Neuman prevents a takedown attempt there.
E Neuman scores with a knee to the head.
E Neuman is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Grey looks winded!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grey tries to throw a body punch but E Neuman avoids it by throwing Grey back against the cage.
Grey takes an elbow to the forehead.
It looks like Sasha Grey has been cut.
Grey tries for a takedown but E Neuman manages to get underhooks.
Grey tries to land a knee to the head but E Neuman blocks with his arms.
Grey misses with a hook from the clinch.
E Neuman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nice elbow from E Neuman.
Grey is rocked!
E Neuman cracks Grey with a nice body shot.
E Neuman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grey is still on wobbly legs! Can E Neuman finish him?
E Neuman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
E Neuman lands an elbow that stopped Grey in his tracks for a moment.
E Neuman landing knees to the body.
E Neuman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
E Neuman lands with a short shot to the head.
Grey tries to circle away from danger but E Neumancatches him off guard and hits him in the side of the head with a sharp elbow. Grey looks like he's been hit by a taser charge, he's shivering as he falls to the canvas! I bet he can't even remember his own name right now - he's in bits!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Elbow). Alfred E Neuman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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