PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Felix Cardosa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snook Jersey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cardosa kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Pennywise - Bro Hymn. Jersey comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Fist pumpin kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Felix Cardosa has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Cardosa
vs
Jersey

173 cm
24
185 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

175 cm
22
184 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

DJs Locker

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Felix Cardosa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Snook Jersey!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jersey scores with a jab.
Jersey lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Cardosa throws a low kick but Jersey avoids it.
Jersey fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Jersey closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jersey lands in his opponent's guard.
Cardosa trying to keep a closed guard but Jersey is proving a slippery customer.
Cardosa tries to strike from the bottom.

Cardosa is looking for a triangle but Jersey pushes his legs off easily.
Cardosa working a defensive guard here.
Jersey scoring with some ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jersey is looking to work some ground and pound but Cardosa has wrist control.
Jersey stands up over Cardosa, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Jersey trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cardosa working a defensive guard here.

Cardosa looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jersey is looking to work some ground and pound but Cardosa has wrist control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jersey accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Cardosa looking for a guillotine here but Jersey defends easily.
Jersey content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

Cardosa is looking for a triangle but Jersey pushes his legs off easily.
Jersey stands up over Cardosa, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cardosa is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jersey working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Cardosa had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jersey defends it easily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jersey postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jersey throwing strikes but missing.
Jersey throwing strikes from guard but Cardosa blocks nicely.
Jersey content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Jersey throwing strikes from guard but Cardosa blocks nicely.
Cardosa utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jersey really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cardosa. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Jersey postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Cardosa is rocked!
Jersey works over Cardosa with some ground and pound from guard.
Oh Cardosa is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cardosa is trying to keep Jersey in close.
Cardosa has momentary wrist control but Jersey slips an elbow through the middle.
Jersey landing with the ground and pound.
Jersey loads up on a big left hand. Cardosa felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Jersey looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Cardosa can't hide his disappointment, as Jersey celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snook Jersey!
Snook Jersey took some time post fight to say the following; 'I'm going to jersey shore bitch !'.