PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hank Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hojo Yoijimbo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chinaski comes to the cage accompanied by Gustav Mahler - Symphony No. 9: Mov. 4. Yoijimbo is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Them Crooked Vultures - Elephants. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chinaski
vs
Yoijimbo

200 cm
29
268 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

170 cm
28
280 lbs
16 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER
Conquer

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Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Chinaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hojo Yoijimbo!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Chinaski.
Yoijimbo misses with a low kick as Chinaski jumps back.
Chinaski with a hook.
Yoijimbo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chinaski scores with a leg kick.
Yoijimbo throws the kick towards the body but Chinaski avoids it.
Chinaski blocks a head kick by Yoijimbo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chinaski misses with a straight left.
Chinaski pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A slow jab from Chinaski misses its intended target.
Chinaski looks to throw the jab but Yoijimbo is out of range.
Chinaski is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Chinaski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Yoijimbo connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Chinaski momentarily.

Chinaski has closed the distance and engaged Yoijimbo in a clinch.
A short uppercut from Chinaski.
Yoijimbo working Chinaski over with knees to the body.
Yoijimbo comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Hank Chinaski has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski misses with a knee to the head.
Chinaski scores with a shoulder strike.
Yoijimbo tries a knee to the head but Chinaski blocks it.
Yoijimbo creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Chinaski's defenses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chinaski.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chinaski.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chinaski creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chinaski tries for a takedown. No joy.
Yoijimbo tries a knee to the head but Chinaski blocks it.
Chinaski working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Chinaski crunches a lovely knee into Yoijimbo's ribcage.
Yoijimbo looks winded!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chinaski has a couple of punches blocked by Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Yoijimbo looking to throw knees to the head but Chinaski is blocking nicely.
Yoijimbo connects with a knee to the head.
Chinaski lands a nice uppercut.
Chinaski is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Yoijimbo gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Chinaski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chinaski blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yoijimbo misses with a knee strike.
Yoijimbo lands a damaging elbow.
Yoijimbo trying to land knees to the body.
Chinaski throws a punch but it's blocked by Yoijimbo.
Chinaski scores with a nice hook to the head.
Chinaski is trying to stall.
Chinaski tries to throw a body punch but Yoijimbo avoids it by throwing Chinaski back against the cage.
Chinaski lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chinaski tries a body shot but Yoijimbo blocks it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Chinaski as Yoijimbo tries to tie him up.
Chinaski blocks an elbow strike.
Our sources have told us that Chinaski has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Chinaski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yoijimbo stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Chinaski blocks an elbow strike from Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Yoijimbo lands an elbow inside that Chinaski shrugs off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yoijimbo lands an elbow just above Chinaski 's eye.
Yoijimbo looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Chinaski has a couple of punches blocked by Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yoijimbo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chinaski goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Yoijimbo pushes off an throws an elbow but Chinaski leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Yoijimbo prevents a body shot from Chinaski.
A short uppercut from Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a head punch that misses.
Chinaski working aggressively here.
Chinaski tries to land a knee to the head but Yoijimbo blocks with his arms.
Chinaski is looking to control Yoijimbo's arms but Yoijimbo gets an underhook and turns him. Now Chinaski has his back to the cage.
Chinaski tries a body shot but Yoijimbo blocks it.
Yoijimbo throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Chinaski blocks it with crossed arms.
Chinaski throws a knee to the head but misses.
Chinaski has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Yoijimbo avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hank Chinaski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Yoijimbo's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Yoijimbo lands a damaging elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yoijimbo landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yoijimbo using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Chinaski has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Yoijimbo is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Yoijimbo lands a knee to the head.
Yoijimbo looking to throw knees to the head but Chinaski is blocking nicely.
Yoijimbo lands an elbow just above Chinaski 's eye.
Yoijimbo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Chinaski avoids it.
Knees in the clinch landing for Yoijimbo.
Yoijimbo lands an elbow that stopped Chinaski in his tracks for a moment.

Hank Chinaski's cut is getting worse.
Chinaski takes an elbow to the temple.
Yoijimbo lands an elbow inside.

Chinaski is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yoijimbo landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Yoijimbo scores with a knee to the head.
Oh Chinaski is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Yoijimbo lands a damaging elbow.

Hank Chinaski's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Yoijimbo creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Chinaski! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Yoijimbo.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hojo Yoijimbo!
After winning the bout, Hojo Yoijimbo thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.