PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cobber McNamara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Messy Messi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McNamara's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I Kill People - Jon Lajoie. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

McNamara
vs
Messi

198 cm
25
241 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

185 cm
19
275 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Good in bed

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Syndicate Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cobber McNamara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Messy Messi!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Messi swings for the body but McNamara moves out of range.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McNamara is defended easily by Messi.
Messi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McNamara avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Messi tries to clinch up.
Messi misses with a head kick.
Messi tries to clinch up.
Messi tries to clinch there but McNamara circles away.
McNamara circles away from the clinch attempt.
McNamara shoots in looking for a takedown but Messi manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McNamara's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Messi misses with a head kick.
McNamara gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Messi holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cobber McNamara. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McNamara blocks the elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Messi connects with a massive knee from the clinch and McNamara goes down! Messi jumps into full mount looking to finish!

It looks like Cobber McNamara has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Messi landing punches.

McNamara is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Messi is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but McNamara is surviving well by controlling Messi's body position as best he can.
Oh McNamara is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Messi working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
McNamara seems to have got his legs back now.
McNamara is desperately trying to improve his position but Messi has a good base and remains in mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McNamara tries to buck Messi off but he can't manage it.
Messi postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt McNamara bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Messi and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Messy Messi!