PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phucked YoMom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Victor Vector (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

YoMom
vs
Vector

180 cm
23
205 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

186 cm
20
210 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Phucked YoMom!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Victor Vector!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Phil Schofield and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Vector closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. YoMom quickly recovers to half guard.
Vector seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
YoMom works his way to full guard. Good work.

Vector got a little sloppy there for a moment and YoMom has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Vector has managed to get both his arms back between YoMom's legs - danger averted.

YoMom has his feet on Vector's thighs here. He's pushed Vector off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Vector screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Phucked YoMom!
Phucked YoMom retains his light heavyweight title!
An out of breath Phucked YoMom thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.