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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Albert Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob comes into the arena with Jungle Love- Morris Day And The Time blaring out of the sound system. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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284 lbs
3 - 4 - 0 |
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38
248 lbs
40 - 21 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Albert Fish!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob moves into the clinch successfully.
Fish throws a punch but it's blocked by Bob.
Fish has a couple of punches blocked by Bob.
Bob lands with a short head shot on the inside.
It looks like Albert Fish has been cut.
Fish tries to stall but Bob uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Bob connects with a knee to the head.
Bob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fish's elbow.
Bob softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That has opened up Albert Fish's cut even more.
Fish pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A short right from Bob on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob scores with a shot to the side of Fish's head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Bob.
Bob blocks a body shot from Fish.
Bob scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fish lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Bob.
The cut above Albert Fish's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Bob lands a big right hand that drops Fish! The killer instinct kicks in and Bob finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Bob!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Silent Bob!
Silent Bob was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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