PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rodger Joaquin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Papermouth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Joaquin
vs
Papermouth

225 cm
27
205 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

195 cm
20
210 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rodger Joaquin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Roger Papermouth!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Papermouth throws a head kick that misses.
Joaquin dodges the punch combination from Papermouth.
Papermouth throws a sloppy head kick and Joaquin moves out of range easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Papermouth.
Papermouth fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Papermouth lands a nice shot to the body.
Papermouth thuds a left hand into Joaquin's body.
A jab from Papermouth misses.
Papermouth connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Papermouth pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Papermouth looks to land a left hand but Joaquin moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Papermouth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Joaquin moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Papermouth looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Papermouth comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Joaquin ducks under a wild hook from Papermouth.
Papermouth scoring well with a low kick there.
A left lands for Papermouth.
A decent looking cross lands there for Papermouth.
Papermouth wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Roger Papermouth seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good exchange - Papermouth coming out on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Papermouth buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Joaquin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Papermouth plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Papermouth scores with a body shot.
Papermouth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Papermouth throws the kick towards the body but Joaquin avoids it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Papermouth.
Papermouth lands a body shot.
Papermouth misses with a wild combination.
Papermouth lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Papermouth throws a shot from downtown. Joaquin moves away and avoids it.
Papermouth swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Joaquin.
Papermouth scores with a leg kick.
Papermouth lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Papermouth lands with a hook. Joaquin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Joaquin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Papermouth lands the left hand.
A head kick from Papermouth lands but Joaquin takes it in his stride.

Joaquin is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Papermouth circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Joaquin to the canvas! Joaquin doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Papermouth keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roger Papermouth!
As Roger Papermouth got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I'm never scared when I'm out on the beat, and I'll tell you why. It's because I have the best darn team backing me up on those streets. Officers God and Jesus. I know that God protects me from all danger and that Jesus guides my bullets straight into the brains and lungs of lawless slime. BAM!'.