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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wrinkley Tosser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oscar Knockout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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190 cm
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220 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
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195 cm
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205 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wrinkley Tosser! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Oscar Knockout! The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, John Mangel and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A big right from Tosser misses. Knockout uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tosser. Tosser misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tosser throws a low kick but Knockout moves out of range easily. A bone on bone clash there as Knockout blocks the leg kick.
Tosser throws a lazy head kick and Knockout cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Tosser pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Knockout blocks a head kick by Tosser.
Knockout catches Tosser with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Tosser looks to throw a body kick and Knockout counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Wrinkley Tosser seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Tosser checks the leg kick nicely there.
A clash of legs there as Knockout blocks the low kick. Knockout chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tosser throws a leg kick but Knockout checks it. Knockout moves out of range of the body kick from Tosser.
Tosser is looking to chop away at Knockout's legs. Tosser slips a straight right by Knockout. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Tosser wants to land a leg kick but Knockout is out of range. Knockout checks a low kick from Tosser.
That's one minute gone in the round. Knockout sizes up Tosser with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Good shot there by Knockout. Knockout connects with a crisp jab. Good leg kick by Tosser there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Knockout. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tosser lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Knockout has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Knockout and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. Knockout takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Knockout moves out of range of the body kick. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Tosser throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Oscar Knockout has been cut. Knockout uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tosser. A low kick from Tosser is predictable there and Knockout makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Nice defenses there by Knockout. Tosser rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Knockout counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Tosser throws out a loose jab but Knockout uses good head movement to avoid it. Knockout tries to clinch there but Tosser circles away.
Knockout shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Tosser eats them both and turns towards Knockout to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo. Knockout lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tosser will feel that in the morning. Tosser is breathing heavily. A head kick by Tosser misses and Knockout counters with a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tosser throws a lazy body kick and Knockout counters with a body kick. Knockout scores with a jab. Tosser acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Jab from Knockout. Tosser moves away from the strike by Knockout. Knockout throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A solid body kick from Knockout. Knockout blocks a head kick by Tosser.
A jab from Tosser misses. Some wild striking there from Knockout.
Tosser misses with a body kick. Tosser takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Knockout's corner calls for a 1-2. Knockout obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Knockout throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Knockout throws a nice looking combination but Tosser bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Knockout throws a looping overhand right but Tosser ducks down to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Tosser is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Knockout. Knockout lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tosser's sensitive parts. Tosser does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Tosser misses with a head kick.
Knockout lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Knockout lands a slapping body shot.
Knockout throws a shot from downtown. Tosser moves away and avoids it. Tosser tries to work over Knockout's front leg with a kick but Knockout checks it. A clash of legs there as Knockout blocks the low kick. Tosser on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Tosser throws a low kick, looking for Knockout's leg but Knockout calmly moves out of range. Knockout misses with a body shot.
Tosser throws a sloppy head kick and Knockout counters with a nice body kick.
Knockout checks a leg kick. Tosser throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Knockout fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Tosser looks for the body kick but Knockout saw that one coming. Tosser swings away with a leg kick that misses. Tosser throws a low kick but it's checked well by Knockout. Knockout bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Knockout is looking to clinch but Tosser is avoiding it.
Tosser throws a low kick but it's checked well by Knockout. Tosser showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Knockout.
Knockout scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Knockout avoids a lazy jab quite easily. The fighters circle momentarily. Knockout darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Tosser misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Knockout throws a head kick but Tosser moves out of range.
Tosser misses with a hook
and Knockout counters with a head kick. Tosser throws a leg kick and Knockout counters with a two punch combo. An inside leg kick from Tosser misses. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oscar Knockout dominated that round. The cut man is working on Oscar Knockout's cut. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Knockout is looking to slow Tosser down with leg kicks. Tosser throws a sloppy head kick and Tosser takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Tosser moves away from the strike by Knockout. Tosser throws the kick towards the body but Knockout avoids it. A big left from Knockout misses. Tosser misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tosser misses with a body kick. Knockout fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tosser looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Knockout punishes Tosser's body with a nice straight punch. Tosser misses with a hook. Knockout looks to score with a jab to the body but Tosser is just out of range. Tosser throws a sloppy head kick and Knockout moves out of range easily. Knockout throws a nice looking combination but Tosser bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Tosser throws a leg kick but Knockout checks it. A nice leg kick lands there from Knockout. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Knockout throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Knockout feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tosser's calf.
That's one minute gone in the round. Tosser lands with a slapping head kick. Knockout takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Knockout feints and then cracks Tosser's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tosser down. Knockout scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Knockout scores with a shot to the body.
Knockout scores with a decent looking hook. Knockout lands a head shot. This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Tosser might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far. Knockout lands a front kick. A jab lands there for Knockout. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Knockout tries to clinch up but Tosser circles away and keeps his distance. Knockout avoids the head kick by Tosser.
Tosser on the wrong end of a nice jab. Knockout lands a leg kick that knocks Tosser off balance momentarily. Knockout connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Knockout misses with a body shot.
Tosser on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nice jab there from Knockout. Tosser throws out a leg kick but Knockout moves out of range and Tosser only half commits. Tosser throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Knockout sees it coming and avoids it easily. Knockout tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. An inside leg kick lands from Tosser. Knockout throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tosser throws a leg kick that misses. Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Knockout. Tosser shrugs it off though. Sloppy strikes from Knockout. Those never looked like landing. Knockout throws out a loose jab but Tosser uses good head movement to avoid it. Tosser throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Knockout lands a slapping body shot.
Knockout throws a leg kick which misses Tosser's front leg but catches the back leg as Tosser tries to avoid it. Knockout slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Knockout tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tosser paws at him with a jab and circles away. Oscar Knockout seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Knockout throws a shot to the body.
Tosser closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. A slapping leg kick lands for Knockout.
Tosser throws a head kick that misses. Tosser throws a leg kick that misses. Knockout scores with a push kick. Tosser is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Knockout avoids the head kick by Tosser.
Jab, jab by Knockout - just one landing. Knockout tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tosser swats him away and circles back towards the center. Knockout lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Tosser will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body. Knockout tries to clinch there but Tosser circles away.
Knockout looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. This has been an exciting period of action! Tosser goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Knockout swings for the body but Tosser moves out of range.
Knockout throws a shot from downtown. Tosser moves away and avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Knockout misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A head kick misses from Tosser. A lazy body kick from Tosser and Knockout counters with a body kick that stops Tosser in his tracks momentarily. Knockout wants to clinch up but Tosser keeps it at a distance. Tosser takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Knockout tries to clinch but Tosser is having none of it. Tosser tries a head kick but it misses.
Knockout misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tosser.
A head kick from Tosser lands but Knockout takes it in his stride. Tosser throws a chopping leg kick but Knockout manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Knockout keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tosser. Tosser keeps the fight on the outside. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Tosser blocks a jab. Knockout lands with a good body shot. Tosser throws a head kick that misses and Knockout counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Knockout checks a leg kick. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oscar Knockout showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Oscar Knockout's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Tosser is looking to chop away at Knockout's legs. Knockout is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Tosser looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Jab by Knockout. Tosser throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Knockout blocks a jab. Knockout is looking to clinch but Tosser is avoiding it.
Knockout scores with a jab. Knockout avoids the head kick by Tosser.
Knockout with a hook. Tosser throws a body kick, spinning off balance and Knockout counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Tosser thinking. A slapping leg kick lands for Knockout.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Knockout connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Tosser throws a head kick but Knockout moves out of range.
Tosser fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Knockout checks it well. This has been an exciting period of action! Knockout is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tosser.
That's one minute gone in the round. Knockout lands with a hook. Tosser tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. Knockout throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tosser sees it coming and avoids it easily. Tosser throws a low kick but Knockout moves out of range easily. A lazy left from Knockout finds it's target. Tosser is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Knockout fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Knockout misses with a head kick.
Tosser throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Tosser takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Tosser throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Knockout pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Knockout throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Tosser throws a front kick aimed at Knockout's knee but Knockout avoids it well. Tosser takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Tosser pivots, looking for a leg kick but Knockout is out of range and Tosser settles back down. Wrinkley Tosser has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tosser looks for the body kick but Knockout saw that one coming. Knockout throws a sloppy head kick and Tosser moves out of range easily. Tosser does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Knockout tries to clinch there but Tosser circles away.
Tosser throws out a loose jab but Knockout uses good head movement to avoid it. Tosser misses with a head kick.
Knockout throws a nice inside leg kick. Knockout looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A head kick by Tosser misses and Tosser takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. A head kick misses from Knockout. A chopping leg kick lands by Knockout. Knockout lands with a nice combination. Tosser backs away looking to recover. Jab from Knockout. Knockout throws a head kick that misses. Tosser walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Knockout checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Knockout has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Knockout lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Knockout. Tosser throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Tosser is looking to score with low kicks. A chopping leg kick lands by Knockout. Knockout throws a nice looking combination but Tosser bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Tosser throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Tosser walks into a left hand. Oscar Knockout is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Tosser circles away from the clinch attempt.
A head kick by Tosser misses and Tosser takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Tosser takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Knockout tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. A big left from Tosser misses. Tosser takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Knockout checks the leg kick. Knockout connects with an inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Tosser keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tosser lands a high kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Knockout moves out of range as Tosser strikes. Knockout moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination. Tosser tries a head kick but it misses.
Knockout throws a front kick that sends Tosser stumbling back into the cage. Tosser throws a body kick, spinning off balance and Knockout counters with a good low kick that Tosser was not able to check. Knockout cracks Tosser with a good jab. Knockout slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Tosser is looking to slow Knockout down with leg kicks. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Tosser pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice leg kick lands there from Knockout. Tosser throws a body kick that misses.
And that's the end of the fight! Oscar Knockout comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Knockout has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight for Oscar Knockout! Judge John Mangel scores the fight for Oscar Knockout! Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight for Oscar Knockout!
Oscar Knockout wins by unanimous decision! A relieved looking Oscar Knockout thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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