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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chung Quela (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christiano Smokeleaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quela's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Queen of the Rodeo. Smokeleaf has chosen Clawfinger Biggest & the Best as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Chung Quela has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Chung Quela seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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195 cm
31
235 lbs
21 - 10 - 0 |
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200 cm
30
242 lbs
18 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Chung Quela! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Christiano Smokeleaf! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Smokeleaf throws a hook but Quela blocks it. Quela is looking to land body kicks. Quela lands a head shot. Quela thows a body shot but no joy. Smokeleaf's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Smokeleaf duly obliges. Smokeleaf works over Quela's head and body with a nice combination. This has been an exciting period of action! A slapping leg kick lands for Quela.
Quela keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Quela lands a big head kick that sends Smokeleaf tumbling to the mat! Quela takes a step backwards and waves Smokeleaf back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Christiano Smokeleaf has been cut. A left lands for Smokeleaf. Quela uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Quela connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Smokeleaf momentarily.
Smokeleaf moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Smokeleaf is rocked! Quela fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Smokeleaf lands a leg kick that knocks Quela off balance momentarily. We've been told by Quela's head coaches at Laoch Den that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Quela loads up on a big right hand but Smokeleaf slips the punch. Smokeleaf looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Quela throws the kick towards the body but Smokeleaf avoids it. A head kick by Quela - that's a beauty! Smokeleaf is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Quela can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Chung Quela! Chung Quela seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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