PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Slime Ball (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pingu Jigster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Ball
vs
Jigster

189 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

179 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Decent boxing
Granite chin

Elite Canadian Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Slime Ball!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pingu Jigster!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jigster tries to bum rush Ball with a series of wild strikes but Ball uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ball buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Jigster rushes Ball and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Jigster wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ball has him pressed against the ropes.
Jigster blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A frustrated look appears on Jigster's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ball leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Jigster can't break the clinch.
Ball lands a left hand.
Ball throws a head punch that misses.
Ball lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Ball's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Jigster gets a clinch.
Jigster can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ball misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ball has a couple of punches blocked by Jigster.
Ball lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jigster backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jigster tries to break the clinch but Ball is controlling the position.
Ball lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jigster backwards.
A short right from Ball on the inside.
Jigster blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ball tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jigster blocks an uppercut.

Ball pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ball tries to clinch but Jigster moves out of range.
Ball throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ball scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ball scores with a head kick. Jigster tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ball takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ball scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ball tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ball throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jigster misses with a series of wild punches.
Ball throws a switch kick that catches Jigster on the top of the head and drops him to the canvas! Jigster looks hurt - I'm not sure he's going to get back up! The referee starts the count but calls it off at seven as Jigster flops around on the canvas, clearly in no position to continue! This fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Slime Ball!