PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between CM Punk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiny Tonka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tiny Tonka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Punk
vs
Tonka

163 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

189 cm
22
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, CM Punk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tiny Tonka!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punk throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tonka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Punk.

Tonka rushes Punk and presses him up against the cage.
Tonka with a knee to the head.
Tonka crunches a lovely knee into Punk's ribcage.
Tonka landing knees to the head.
Tonka looking to throw knees to the head but Punk is blocking nicely.
Punk tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Tonka using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Punk has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Tonka unloads a knee to the mid-section. Punk lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A hook to the body from Tonka.
Tonka connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like CM Punk has been cut.

Punk gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Tonka striking from half guard on the bottom.
Tonka is trying to stand.
Tonka is controlling Punk's position as best he can from this difficult position.

Punk seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Tonka is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). CM Punk!