PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jammie Jammie Jammie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cooper
vs
Jammie Jammie

170 cm
26
180 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

184 cm
26
182 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ace of Spades Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sheldon Cooper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jammie Jammie Jammie!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Dirk Anderson and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jammie Jammie works the jab nicely.
Cooper shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jammie Jammie defends it nicely.
Cooper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jammie Jammie manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cooper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cooper tries for a takedown but Jammie Jammie sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Cooper shoots in but Jammie Jammie avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sheldon Cooper. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cooper tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jammie Jammie counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Cooper moves into range and clinches up with Jammie Jammie.

Cooper manages to pull guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Jammie Jammie not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Jammie Jammie's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cooper is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jammie Jammie looking to pass the guard.
Jammie Jammie content to stall in guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Jammie Jammie Jammie.
Jammie Jammie scores with a nice head shot.
Cooper moves in looking to clinch but Jammie Jammie pushes him off.
Cooper tries to clinch
and Jammie Jammie counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Cooper seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cooper wants to clinch up but Jammie Jammie keeps it at a distance.
Cooper dodges the punch combination from Jammie Jammie.
Jammie Jammie slaps away a takedown attempt from Cooper, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Cooper shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jammie Jammie sprawls well. Jammie Jammie wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cooper gets slowly back to his feet.
Cooper dives in for a single leg takedown but Jammie Jammie sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper is trying to pull guard but Jammie Jammie turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Cooper is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Jammie Jammie to keep the fight standing.
Cooper is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Jammie Jammie can't break the clinch.
Cooper jumps guard but Jammie Jammie stands there with Cooper around his waist. Cooper gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Cooper is trying to drag Jammie Jammie to the mat but Jammie Jammie just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Jammie Jammie prevents the takedown attempt.
Cooper drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jammie Jammie pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jammie Jammie swats away the attempt to clinch by Cooper.
Jammie Jammie defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cooper.
Jammie Jammie looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jammie Jammie throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cooper misses with a takedown attempt
and Jammie Jammie counters with a left to the body.
Cooper shoots and misses
and Jammie Jammie counters with a stiff right hand.
Cooper is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cooper moves to clinch but Jammie Jammie breaks away

and Jammie Jammie counters with a crisp one two that drops Cooper! Jammie Jammie thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Cooper to his feet! Cooper is in big trouble!

Cooper is rocked!
Jammie Jammie is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Cooper bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Jammie Jammie comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Cooper falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Cooper was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jammie Jammie Jammie!
Jammie Jammie Jammie is the new welterweight champion!