PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boo Tiny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kirk Karwoski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Tiny might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Filth Pig. Kirk Karwoski has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Boo Tiny's chin.

Tiny
vs
Karwoski

199 cm
32
283 lbs
25 - 12 - 1

210 cm
26
287 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 12 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Boo Tiny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kirk Karwoski!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Konstantin Menshow and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Karwoski cracks Tiny with an open hand slap.
Tiny tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Karwoski manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Good shot there by Karwoski.

It looks like Boo Tiny has been cut.
Tiny changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Karwoski tries to avoid it but Tiny manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Karwoski to the ground. Karwoski escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Tiny fails with a takedown attempt.
Tiny fails in his attempt to clinch.
Karwoski keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boo Tiny. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Karwoski.
Tiny shoots in looking for a takedown. Karwoski tries to sprawl out of it but Tiny keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Karwoski manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Tiny checks the leg kick nicely there.
Karwoski swats away the attempt to clinch by Tiny.
Karwoski lands a nice shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Karwoski circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karwoski keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Tiny tries to clinch up but Karwoski circles away and keeps his distance.
No luck for Tiny with that takedown attempt.
Tiny shoots in for a takedown but Karwoski shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Karwoski cracks the inside of Tiny's front leg.
Karwoski connects with an inside leg kick.
Tiny is breathing heavily.
Karwoski feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tiny's calf.
Tiny gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Karwoski to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Karwoski fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Karwoski connects with a right hand. Tiny shakes it off.

Karwoski gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Tiny misses with an elbow over the top.
Karwoski lands a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Karwoski tries to work over Tiny's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A body shot lands from Karwoski.
Karwoski lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Tiny backwards.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Karwoski takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Karwoski misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tiny is trying to push Karwoski away but Karwoski has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Tiny misses with an elbow strike.
Tiny takes an elbow to the forehead.
Karwoski blocks an elbow strike.
Karwoski blocks an elbow strike.
Tiny takes an elbow to the forehead.
Tiny tries to pull guard but Karwoski won't allow it.
Tiny takes an elbow to the temple.
Karwoski lands an elbow just above Tiny 's eye.

Boo Tiny's cut is getting worse.
Karwoski lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Boo Tiny's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Karwoski gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Tiny looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Karwoski blocks an elbow strike.
Karwoski lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Jeez, Boo Tiny's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Boo Tiny's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kirk Karwoski!
Kirk Karwoski decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Boo Tiny was interviewed post fight and said 'I always thought the removal of toes with a bolt cutter was rather humane '.