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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heimo Hulahula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pat Sumrall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pat Sumrall was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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176 cm
38
212 lbs
38 - 21 - 3 |
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185 cm
37
194 lbs
33 - 27 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Great elbows
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
38 - 21 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heimo Hulahula! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
33 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pat Sumrall! The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A clash of legs there as Sumrall blocks the low kick. Sumrall misses with a low kick. Hulahula tries to land a front kick but Sumrall steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Hulahula moves forwards but Sumrall connects with a nice, crisp jab. Sumrall ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Sumrall lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sumrall misses the shot to the body. A jab from Sumrall misses. Sumrall ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Sumrall tries a head kick but it misses.
Sumrall misses with a combination
and Hulahula connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Pat Sumrall has been cut. Sumrall throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Hulahula jabs Sumrall to the body, keeping him at a distance. Sumrall bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hulahula's head. Hulahula takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sumrall lands with a thumping leg kick.
Sumrall bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hulahula's head backwards. Sumrall misses with a low kick. Sumrall rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hulahula moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Sumrall doesn't manage to clinch there - Hulahula circles away.
Sumrall throws a sloppy head kick and Hulahula moves out of range easily. Hulahula lands with a nice body kick. Sumrall looks winded! Sumrall misses with a lunging right hand
and Hulahula counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Sumrall misses with a double jab
and Hulahula counters with a nice body kick. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Hulahula throws a front kick that sends Sumrall stumbling back into the cage. Sumrall takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Hulahula cracks Sumrall with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Heimo Hulahula! Our winner, Heimo Hulahula, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
77% |
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