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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Plumber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and West Rockford (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Plumber might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I'm not gay. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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290 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nick Plumber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, West Rockford!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rockford walks into a jab.
Plumber lands a right hook to the body.
Rockford keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Rockford.
Rockford avoids the body shot from Plumber.
Rockford moves out of range of the strikes.
No luck for Rockford with that takedown attempt.
Rockford fails with a takedown attempt.
Nick Plumber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of West Rockford.
Rockford shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Plumber but Plumber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rockford shoots in and gets a takedown into Plumber's guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Rockford throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Rockford throws an elbow that misses. Plumber uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Rockford's guard. Nice move by Plumber!
Plumber trying to control but Rockford is working from the bottom.
Plumber avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Plumber trying to control the position from guard on top but Rockford is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Nick Plumber just wasn't active enough.
Rockford takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Rockford darts in looking for a takedown but Plumber gets double underhooks and turns Rockford into the cage.
Rockford drops down looking for an ankle pick but Plumber pulls his leg out and moves away.
Plumber throws a body punch but Rockford moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rockford avoids the body shot from Plumber.
Plumber throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rockford tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Plumber swivels and escapes.
Plumber just misses with a punch to the body.
Rockford keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Plumber.
Plumber misses the shot to the body.
Rockford closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Plumber's guard.
Plumber is looking to stand back up but Rockford counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Plumber.
Well, if Rockford is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rockford thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Plumber's head.
Rockford is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Plumber doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Rockford.
Rockford working over Plumber with some ground and pound. Plumber looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Nick Plumber will probably get the nod.
That's time! Plumber's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Rockford dives in for a single leg takedown but Plumber sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Rockford tries for a takedown but Plumber manages to get underhooks.
Plumber is trying to stall.
Plumber struggles to land a body shot inside as Rockford controls his hands.
Plumber goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Plumber wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Rockford has him pressed against the cage.
Rockford lands a takedown into guard.
Plumber is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Rockford cracks Plumber with a solid left hand.
Rockford landing some decent shots from guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Plumber wants to stand and escape but Rockford is having none of it.
Rockford chips away with some ground and pound.
Rockford trying to control the position from guard on top but Plumber is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rockford won't allow Plumber to get back to his feet.
Plumber working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Rockford.
Rockford keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Plumber's head.
Rockford missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rockford stands up over Plumber, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Rockford trying to control the position from guard on top but Plumber is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rockford throwing strikes from guard but Plumber blocks nicely.
Rockford scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Rockford throws a big right hand that misses.
West Rockford has got the better of the ground game so far.
Plumber wants to stand up but Rockford is controlling him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rockford with a nice head shot there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rockford stops Plumber from standing up.
Rockford postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Rockford is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Rockford postures up in Plumber's guard and throws a big left but Plumber blocks it.
Plumber has momentary wrist control but Rockford slips an elbow through the middle.
Rockford throws a big right hand that misses.
Plumber wants to stand but Rockford is controlling the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rockford thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Plumber wants to stand and escape but Rockford is having none of it.
Rockford working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Rockford's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Rockford is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rockford missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Rockford postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
West Rockford showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Rockford fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rockford shoots in looking for a takedown but Plumber manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Rockford's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Rockford fails with a takedown attempt.
Plumber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rockford fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nick Plumber has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of West Rockford.
Rockford goes for a double leg but Plumber avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Plumber continues to drive forward.
Rockford is working for takedown but Plumber is calmly controlling the position for now.
Rockford is trying to stall.
A short body shot lands from Plumber as the two fighters clinch.
Rockford takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Plumber has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Rockford has Plumber pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Plumber manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Rockford is working for takedown but Plumber is calmly controlling the position for now.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Rockford goes for a takedown in the clinch but Plumber prevents it.
Plumber gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Rockford.
Plumber lands a shot to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Rockford as Plumber tries to tie him up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rockford tries for a takedown. No joy.
A right hook to the body lands for Plumber.
Plumber digs a right hand underneath Rockford's ribcage. Rockford let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Plumber scores with a shot to the side of Rockford's head.
Plumber wants to break free but Rockford has control.
Plumber stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Rockford looking for a takedown.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Plumber creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rockford has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Plumber after a bit of a struggle.
A body shot lands from Plumber.
Plumber is stalling here.
Plumber lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rockford's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Good body shot from Plumber.
A nice left hand lands by Plumber.
Plumber cracks Rockford with a nice body shot.
Plumber lands a nice shot to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Plumber lands a left hand.
A left hand lands to the body for Plumber.
Plumber working hard to break the clinch.
Plumber wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Rockford tries for a takedown but Plumber manages to get underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Plumber.
Plumber lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rockford looking to slow down the pace here.
Plumber lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rockford backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A body shot lands from Plumber.
A right handed body shot lands from Plumber.
Come on Plumber - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Plumber is trying to maintain a safe position but Rockford gets an underhook and turns Plumber into the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Plumber drops Rockford onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Rockford is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Rockford is rocked!
Rockford goes for a takedown in the clinch but Plumber prevents it.
Rockford is still on wobbly legs! Can Plumber finish him?
Plumber dips a shoulder and cracks Rockford with a mighty uppercut! Rockford falls back against the cage and Plumber unloads with a barrage of strikes! Rockford is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Plumber screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nick Plumber!
An intense looking Nick Plumber took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: ' I wunna take this oppertunity to set the record straight. The holocaust never .happened. It was made up.
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