PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tallak Hrolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and French Toast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toast has chosen EAZY-E - Real Muthaphuckkin' G's as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hrolf
vs
Toast

195 cm
31
305 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

195 cm
31
250 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

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World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tallak Hrolf !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, French Toast!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hrolf throws the left hand but Toast avoids the punch easily.
Hrolf throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Toast misses with a looping right.
Toast's coach down at Valhalla Training Grounds was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Toast's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Hrolf dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Toast. That did some damage!
Toast fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Hrolf on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Toast missing with a left hand there. Hrolf was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Toast thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hrolf pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hrolf uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Toast.
Hrolf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Toast.
Toast lands a jab to the nose.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Hrolf has taken the fight to the clinch.
Toast is trying to drag Hrolf to the mat but Hrolf just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Toast goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hrolf prevents it.
Tallak Hrolf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of French Toast.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Toast gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Hrolf is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Toast won't allow Hrolf to sweep him here.
Toast looking to pass the guard.
Toast pushing down on Hrolf 's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Toast lands a nice short elbow.
Toast is thwarting Hrolf 's attempts to control the position.
Hrolf is staying active underneath Toast, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hrolf wants to get back to full guard.

Toast is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Toast is trying to control. Hrolf wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Toast is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hrolf defends it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Toast is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Hrolf as he works his way to full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Toast accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hrolf is pulling down on Toast's head to control his posture.
Toast wants to control from the top but Hrolf keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hrolf manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Toast manages to get himself to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hrolf wants to pass the guard but Toast is keeping the position.
Hrolf is working hard here to advance position.
Toast wants to sweep but no luck.
Hrolf sitting in guard here, content to control.

Toast looking for a guillotine here but Hrolf defends easily.

Toast is looking for a triangle but Hrolf pushes his legs off easily.

Toast working for a triangle but Hrolf defends it easily.
Toast looking to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hrolf avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Toast bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hrolf 's guard.
Hrolf not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hrolf has control of Toast's left arm, preventing Toast from doing any damage.
Hrolf wants to sweep here but Toast controlling him for the moment.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Toast looking to sit in guard and control but Hrolf gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Hrolf got a little sloppy there for a moment and Toast has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Hrolf has managed to get both his arms back between Toast's legs - danger averted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

French Toast dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A big left from Toast misses.
Toast throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hrolf grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Toast takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Hrolf cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Tallak Hrolf !