PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wax Philosophical (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob comes to the cage accompanied by Jungle Love- Morris Day And The Time . Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Bob
vs
Philosophical

197 cm
26
240 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

195 cm
29
274 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Great wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wax Philosophical!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Philosophical sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A jab from Philosophical finds it's way through Bob's defenses.
Philosophical fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bob checks it well.
Philosophical connects with a leg kick. Bob looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bob gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bob walks forward, straight into a front kick from Philosophical.
Philosophical checks a low kick from Bob.
Bob throws a hook to the side of Philosophical's head but Philosophical sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab from Philosophical finds it's way through Bob's defenses.
Bob takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bob gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A jab lands there for Philosophical.
A big left from Bob misses.
Philosophical misses with a low kick as Bob jumps back.
Bob slaps away a takedown attempt from Philosophical, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Philosophical tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Philosophical moves out of range as Bob strikes.
Philosophical throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
We've been informed that Philosophical has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Silent Bob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Philosophical is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bob.
Bob turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bob throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Philosophical scores with a takedown into Bob's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bob looking to hit a scissor sweep but Philosophical is one step ahead there.
Philosophical landing some decent shots from guard.
Philosophical throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bob works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Bob had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Philosophical defends it easily.
Philosophical throws a big right hand that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Philosophical throws an elbow that misses. Bob uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Philosophical's guard. Nice move by Bob!
Bob is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bob wants to control from the top but Philosophical keeps moving.
Bob looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Philosophical wants to sweep here but Bob controlling him for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Philosophical keeping moving, preventing Bob from controlling successfully.

We're going to have a standup here because Silent Bob wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Philosophical tries to land a leg kick but Bob saw it coming and moves away.
Philosophical throws a right hand that misses
and Bob counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bob bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bob scores with a nice strike.
Bob throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Philosophical.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Philosophical checks a leg kick.
Philosophical lands an overhand right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Philosophical throws a sloppy head kick and Bob moves out of range easily.
Wax Philosophical seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Philosophical scores with a decent looking hook.
Bob moves out of range as Philosophical strikes.
Philosophical throws a sloppy head kick and Bob moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Philosophical throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bob wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bob lands an overhand right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bob. That's going to slow Philosophical down.
Philosophical throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Philosophical throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bob jabs Philosophical to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Philosophical looks winded!
Philosophical throws a chopping leg kick but Bob manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Philosophical takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Philosophical on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bob throws a body kick that misses.
Philosophical moves forwards but Bob connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bob lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bob with a nice cross.
Bob moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Philosophical chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.
Bob lands a high kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Silent Bob will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bob lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Philosophical stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bob.
Bob misses with a wild combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bob.
Philosophical misses with a low kick.
Philosophical misses with a hook. Bob ducked under it nicely.
Philosophical walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Philosophical ducks under a wild hook from Bob.
Philosophical thumps Bob with a low kick.
Philosophical slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good standup being displayed there by Philosophical as he connects with a hook.
Bob checks a leg kick nicely.
Philosophical throws the kick towards the body but Bob avoids it.
Bob scores with a hook.

Philosophical is rocked!
Philosophical throws a nice inside leg kick.
Philosophical throws a sloppy head kick and Bob moves out of range easily.

Bob cracks Philosophical with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Bob has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Philosophical to stand back up!
Philosophical is still on wobbly legs! Can Bob finish him?
Silent Bob is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Philosophical throws a chopping leg kick but Bob manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Philosophical lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Philosophical is breathing heavily.
and Bob counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Philosophical! He's just covering up as Bob starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Silent Bob!
A victorious Silent Bob thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.