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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kung Lao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs comes to the cage accompanied by Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. Kung Lao has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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217 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
53 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rolen Spliffs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Kung Lao!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lao throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lao throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lao uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spliffs.
Spliffs fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rolen Spliffs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spliffs misses with a hook. Lao ducked under it nicely.
Spliffs cracks the inside of Lao's front leg.
Lao swats away the attempt to clinch by Spliffs.
Lao fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spliffs.
Lao pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lao swats away the attempt to clinch by Spliffs.
Spliffs lands a leg kick that knocks Lao off balance momentarily.
Lao keeps the fight on the outside.
Spliffs wants to slow Lao down by chopping away at his legs.
That kick from Lao tenderised Spliffs's leg. Spliffs is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spliffs uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lao.
Spliffs looks to land a right hand but Lao moved out of range.
Lao throws a looping overhand right but Spliffs ducks down to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffs lands a slapping body shot.
Spliffs takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Lao keeps the fight on the outside.
Lao needs to keep his hands up - Spliffs had a free shot at his head there.
Lao walks into a left hand.
Lao missing with a left hand there. Spliffs was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spliffs slips under a jab from Lao.
Spliffs throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffs throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lao attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Decent striking displayed by Spliffs there.
Spliffs on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lao avoids the body shot from Spliffs.
Lao walks into a stiff left hand from Spliffs.
Lao looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Spliffs looks to throw the jab but Lao is out of range.
Spliffs clinches up against the cage.
Lao has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs manages to break the clinch.
Lao fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lao takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Lao will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lao connects with a body shot.
Spliffs ducks under a wild hook from Lao.
Spliffs is looking to land body kicks.
A big left from Lao misses.
Lao pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spliffs is out of range and Lao settles back down.
Spliffs slips under a jab from Lao.
Spliffs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A jab from Lao misses.
Spliffs throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lao misses the shot to the body.
Spliffs lands a big head kick that sends Lao tumbling to the mat! Spliffs takes a step backwards and waves Lao back to his feet - he wants the finish!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lao tries a head kick but it misses.
Spliffs doesn't manage to clinch there - Lao circles away.
Lao throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Spliffs checks the leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Lao.
Spliffs lands with a cross.
Spliffs swings for the body but Lao moves out of range.
Spliffs thows a body shot but no joy.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lao checks a leg kick.
Lao fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spliffs manages to avoid it.
Spliffs scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lao connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Spliffs moves out of range as Lao throws a body kick.
Spliffs misses with a wild body shot.
Lao throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lao counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lao lands the left hand.
Lao lands with a nice body kick.
Spliffs tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lao manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lao throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lao throws a body punch but Spliffs moves out of range.
Spliffs throws a body kick that misses.
Lao misses with a body shot.
Lao checks the leg kick nicely there.
Spliffs throws a lazy right hand but Lao sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Spliffs tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spliffs throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lao cracks Spliffs with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Spliffs takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Spliffs doesn't manage to clinch there - Lao circles away.
Lao throws a lazy body kick
and Spliffs counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lao thinking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rolen Spliffs dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Spliffs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Spliffs takes a swing at Lao's ribcage but misses.
Lao scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lao checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Spliffs takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Some bone on bone action there as Lao checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
An inside leg kick lands from Lao.
Lao shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lao lands a front kick.
Spliffs walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lao checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lao throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lao throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jab by Spliffs.
Spliffs slips under a jab.
Spliffs scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lao lands a slapping body shot.
Spliffs moves into the clinch successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Lao.
Lao breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lao misses with a looping right.
Spliffs tries to clinch up but Lao circles away and keeps his distance.
Lao connects with an inside leg kick.
Spliffs jabs at Lao's body.
Spliffs scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lao scores with a punch to the head.
Spliffs keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lao.
Spliffs is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Lao misses with a looping left.
Lao goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Spliffs thows a body kick. Lao tries to catch it but that hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lao fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lao throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spliffs motions for Lao to come forward. Spliffs throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lao misses with a low kick.
Lao misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lao lands a body shot.
Rolen Spliffs is winning the standup battle so far.
Spliffs tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lao swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spliffs does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
No joy there for Spliffs, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spliffs tries to close the distance and clinch but Lao swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A leg kick checked by Spliffs.
A leg kick checked by Spliffs.
Spliffs scores with a decent looking hook.
Spliffs throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Spliffs throws a body punch but Lao moves out of range.
Lao checks a leg kick.
Lao throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lao connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lao in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Lao jabs Spliffs right on the nose. Spliffs blinks but takes it well.
Lao lands a leg kick that knocks Spliffs off balance momentarily.
Spliffs looks for the body kick but Lao saw that one coming.
Spliffs chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lao can pounce on him.
Lao tests Spliffs's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spliffs staying out of range there.
The crowd cheers as Lao lands an impressive looking overhand right. Spliffs doesn't seem phased though.
Lao misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spliffs moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Lao throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lao takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Lao is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lao fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spliffs is out of range.
Spliffs clinches up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lao creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs lands a right hand.
Spliffs lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lao is trying to stall.
Spliffs is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lao is keeping busy.
A head punch on the inside from Spliffs fails to land.
Spliffs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lao wants to break free but Spliffs has control.
Spliffs lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spliffs.
Lao tries to stall but Spliffs uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Spliffs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lao scores with a shot to the side of Spliffs's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spliffs lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Spliffs misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lao.
Lao scores with a shot to the side of Spliffs's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Rolen Spliffs will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Spliffs sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Lao lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Spliffs misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lao lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The fighters circling - Lao throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lao looks to throw the jab but Spliffs is out of range.
Spliffs throws a hook but Lao blocks it.
Lao scores with a spinning back kick!
Lao throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lao feints and then cracks Spliffs's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Spliffs down.
Lao defending well as Spliffs loads up on a big left hand.
Lao throws a body kick that misses
and Spliffs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Spliffs lands a head kick. Lao smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lao throws a head kick but Spliffs moves out of range.
Lao scores with a kick to the midsection.
A bone on bone clash there as Lao blocks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Spliffs blocks the low kick.
A left lands for Spliffs.
Spliffs cracks Lao with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
An inside leg kick lands from Spliffs.
Spliffs takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Spliffs connects with a single shot there.
A left and a right from Spliffs both land. Nice combination.
Lao misses with a body kick.
Lao avoids the body shot from Spliffs.
Lao throws a hook but Spliffs blocks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffs digs a good hook to Lao's body.
Spliffs thumps Lao with a low kick.
Spliffs avoids the body shot from Lao.
Lao takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spliffs connects with a nice looking jab.
Lao misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spliffs.
Kung Lao has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs slips under a jab from Lao.
Lao looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nice cross by Lao.
Spliffs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lao.
A jab from Lao does it's job there.
Spliffs lands a big head kick that sends Lao tumbling to the mat! Spliffs takes a step backwards and waves Lao back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Lao is rocked!
Spliffs lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lao at a distance.
Lao is still on wobbly legs! Can Spliffs finish him?
Lao tries to get into range but Spliffs steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Lao! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Spliffs scores the big KO victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rolen Spliffs!
In his post fight interview, Rolen Spliffs gave a big smile as he said 'Ay, hold up...hold up a sec, yo! I just wanna take a minute n' thank one of da greatest Middleweight fighters of all-time...mah boi, Tito Hopkins! He right in da front row...*points*...show some love e'ybody, dude's retirin' soon!'.
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