PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Pinkman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Skinny Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pinkman comes to the cage accompanied by i knew you were trouble By Taylor swift. Skinny Man is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Pinkman
vs
Man

207 cm
28
346 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

200 cm
22
409 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
KO power

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Fast

SP Ultimate Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jesse Pinkman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Skinny Man!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinkman misses with a body shot.
Pinkman throws a body punch but Man moves out of range.

Man rushes Pinkman and presses him up against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Man just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pinkman's brow.
Man lands an elbow inside that Pinkman shrugs off.

It looks like Jesse Pinkman has been cut.
Pinkman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Man's elbow.
A frustrated look appears on Pinkman's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Pinkman avoiding damage as Man throws knees to the body.
We've been informed that Man has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Pinkman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Man lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Man comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
I was talking to Pinkman's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Man creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Man throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Man crunches a lovely knee into Pinkman's ribcage.
Pinkman is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pinkman's defenses.
Man tries a knee to the head but Pinkman blocks it.
Man lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man tries to land a knee to the head but Pinkman blocks with his arms.
Man scores with a shot to the side of Pinkman's head.

Pinkman is rocked!
Man lands an elbow inside that Pinkman shrugs off.
Oh Pinkman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Man throws a knee to the head but misses.
Knees to the body from Man.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man lands an elbow just above Pinkman 's eye.
Man lands an elbow just above Pinkman 's eye.
Man has Pinkman pressed against the cage. He pushes Pinkman back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Man throws a beautiful elbow that sends Pinkman crashing to the floor! Man piles on the pressure with more strikes! Pinkman is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Skinny Man!
Skinny Man is the new super heavyweight champion!
In defeat, Jesse Pinkman stepped up to the mic, saying 'Where's my Rematch buddy '.