PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pepe LePew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying LePew's choice of entrance music: Smoke Serpent- . I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pepe LePew was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jenkins
vs
LePew

169 cm
29
154 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

172 cm
33
152 lbs
23 - 19 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jesse Jenkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pepe LePew!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Dean Styles and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins scores with a leg kick.
Jenkins displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from LePew.
Jenkins throws a sloppy body shot
and LePew counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jenkins is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jenkins scores with a body shot.
Jenkins lands a glancing blow to the side of LePew's head.
LePew on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jenkins tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but LePew was well out of range. Poor timing from Jenkins.
Jenkins misses with a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jenkins. LePew does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins avoids the head kick by LePew.
A slow jab from Jenkins misses its intended target.
Jenkins throws a lazy right hand but LePew sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jenkins throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jenkins throws a combination but it was largely blocked by LePew.
Jenkins just misses with a punch to the body.
LePew throws a half hearted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jenkins looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jenkins darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jenkins throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jenkins's corner calls for a 1-2. Jenkins obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
LePew defending well as Jenkins loads up on a big left hand.
Jenkins misses with a body shot.
LePew takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
LePew walks into a left hand.
LePew will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
LePew slips a straight right by Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent LePew stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
An inside leg kick from Jenkins misses.
LePew moves out of range as Jenkins strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins misses with an uppercut. LePew saw that one coming.
LePew staying out of range there.
Jenkins misses with an uppercut. LePew saw that one coming.
Jenkins swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jenkins misses with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jenkins looks to score with a jab to the body but LePew is just out of range.
Jenkins loads up on a big right hand but LePew slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jesse Jenkins dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

LePew slips under a jab.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
LePew goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jenkins misses with a body shot.
LePew ducks under a wild hook from Jenkins.
Jenkins looks to land a combination. LePew sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Jenkins scores with a hook to the body. LePew takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jenkins throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jenkins displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from LePew.
Jesse Jenkins is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LePew moves out of range as Jenkins strikes.
LePew takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jenkins misses with a body shot.
Jenkins throws a poor cross that misses

and LePew counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by LePew.
LePew wants to pass the guard but Jenkins is keeping the position.
LePew lands a couple of digs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins wants to sweep here but LePew controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LePew stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jenkins swivels though and keeps the full guard.
LePew has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins is trying to control the position from the bottom.
LePew content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Jenkins utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
LePew looking to sit in guard and control but Jenkins gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
LePew is trying to keep Jenkins in close.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LePew keeping moving, preventing Jenkins from controlling successfully.
LePew wants to control the position but Jenkins says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. LePew manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jenkins controls from within his opponent's guard.
Jenkins working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jenkins won't allow LePew to sweep him here.
LePew keeping moving, preventing Jenkins from controlling successfully.
LePew looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins trying to control the position from guard on top but LePew is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
LePew wants to sweep here but Jenkins controlling him for the moment.
LePew is trying to keep Jenkins in close.
LePew wants to hit a switch here but Jenkins passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for LePew there!
LePew is looking to improve his position but Jenkins isn't that keen on the idea.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jenkins wants to control the pace but LePew is squirming around nicely.
Pepe LePew has got the better of the ground game so far.
LePew is looking to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Pepe LePew will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

LePew uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jenkins.
LePew shoots in for a takedown but Jenkins shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A big right from Jenkins misses.
Jenkins ducks down and throws a hook to the body but LePew moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LePew with a poor takedown
and Jenkins counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Good exchange - Jenkins coming out on top.

LePew is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Jenkins misses the target.

Jenkins drops LePew with a beautiful combination! LePew stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Jenkins is looking for the KO!
LePew is still on wobbly legs! Can Jenkins finish him?
LePew is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Jenkins moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesse Jenkins!
After the big win, Jesse Jenkins made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Alpha-Male Supplements and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.