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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Owl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fatherfockerusus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Owl is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Jay-Z & Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris. Tony Owl acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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176 lbs
28 - 16 - 0 |
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421 lbs
8 - 13 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Tony Owl!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, John Mangel and Bruno Hogan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Owl swings widly with a right hand
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Fatherfockerusus sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Owl is refusing to be controlled, as Fatherfockerusus sits in half guard.
Fatherfockerusus controlling the action here.
Owl pushes Fatherfockerusus off looking to stand but Fatherfockerusus dives back in and keeps control.
Owl really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fatherfockerusus. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Fatherfockerusus with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Fatherfockerusus fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Owl, pushing him back against the cage.
Owl tries to break the clinch but Fatherfockerusus is controlling the position.
Fatherfockerusus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Owl is trying to break the clinch but Fatherfockerusus is controlling him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Owl is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Owl wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus prevents Owl from breaking the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Owl avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Owl wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Fatherfockerusus is leaning against Owl and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus keeps control of Owl as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook that snaps the head of Owl backwards.
Fatherfockerusus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Owl backwards.
Owl breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Owl has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a body shot.
Owl looks winded!
Owl throws an off balance right hand
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a nice body shot.
Fatherfockerusus moves into the clinch successfully.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fatherfockerusus scores with a shoulder strike.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fatherfockerusus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook that snaps the head of Owl backwards.
Fatherfockerusus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Owl takes a shot to the head.
Fatherfockerusus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Fatherfockerusus on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Owl's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus has Owl pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Owl manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Owl backwards.
Fatherfockerusus jumps guard.
Fatherfockerusus lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Owl!
Fatherfockerusus controlling from mount.
Fatherfockerusus lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Owl is rocked!
Fatherfockerusus raining down shots from the mount!
Owl is still in real trouble! Can Fatherfockerusus finish him?
Fatherfockerusus postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Owl bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Fatherfockerusus and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is the new super heavyweight champion!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Terror...hm...if you are then I,m antiterrorist.Good night'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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