PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crushing Cows (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Cooper
vs
Cows

170 cm
27
180 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

165 cm
27
170 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sheldon Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Crushing Cows!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Peter Branson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cooper gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Cooper had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Cows defends it easily.
Cows wants to pass the guard but Cooper is keeping the position.
Cows is looking to work some ground and pound but Cooper has wrist control.
Cows slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Cows postures up.

Cooper is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Cows frees his head nicely. Oh but Cooper has switched to an armbar! Cows is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Sheldon Cooper!
A relieved looking Sheldon Cooper thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.