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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dane Cook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robbie Alcatraz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cook comes to the cage accompanied by I Want You to Want Me by Cheap Trick. Alcatraz is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Ducky Boys - Break Me. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Robbie Alcatraz was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Dane Cook!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Robbie Alcatraz!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cook throws a jab when Alcatraz was well out of range.
Alcatraz misses with a body kick.
Alcatraz moves out of range as Cook strikes.
Cook misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alcatraz.
Cook jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Alcatraz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cook takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cook avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Cook is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Alcatraz.
Cook connects with a jab.
Alcatraz dodges the punch combination from Cook.
Cook doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Alcatraz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cook throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Cook throws a hook but Alcatraz avoids it easily.
Alcatraz fails to land with a series of punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cook throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Alcatraz darts in trying to clinch
and Cook counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Alcatraz thinking.
Cook gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cook is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Alcatraz makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Alcatraz misses with some punches.
Cook has had enough of the clinch but Alcatraz keeps him there for the moment.
A left hand lands to the body for Cook.
Alcatraz has a couple of punches blocked by Cook.
Still in the clinch, Cook scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cook lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Alcatraz has a couple of punches blocked by Cook.
Alcatraz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Alcatraz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Alcatraz lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cook is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Cook dodges an elbow strike from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz lands a shoulder strike.
Cook wants to stall.
Alcatraz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cook lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Alcatraz throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Alcatraz looking to throw knees to the head but Cook is blocking nicely.
Alcatraz misses with a body punch.
Cook stalling in the clinch but Alcatraz improves position.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Cook takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Alcatraz throws a head punch that misses.
Cook is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Cook trying to stall but Alcatraz improves his position.
Cook takes an elbow to the temple.
Cook blocks an uppercut.
Alcatraz tries a body shot but Cook blocks it.
Cook is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Cook breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cook lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Alcatraz circles away quickly and effectively.
Cook lands a nice looking body shot.
That kick from Alcatraz tenderised Cook's leg. Cook is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alcatraz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cook paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Alcatraz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Alcatraz lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Alcatraz ducks under a wild hook from Cook.
Alcatraz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cook on the side of the head.
Alcatraz punishes Cook's body with a nice straight punch.
Cook takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cook walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Alcatraz looks to land a right hand but Cook moved out of range.
Cook throws a hook to the side of Alcatraz's head but Alcatraz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cook misses with a looping right.
Cook throws a hook but Alcatraz avoids it easily.
Cook tries to close the distance and clinch but Alcatraz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cook wants to clinch up but Alcatraz keeps it at a distance.
Alcatraz throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cook.
Alcatraz throws a leg kick which misses Cook's front leg but catches the back leg as Cook tries to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab from Cook misses.
Nice body punch from Alcatraz.
A telegraphed right hand from Cook misses the target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alcatraz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Alcatraz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cook drives through and clinches with Alcatraz against the cage.
Alcatraz lands with a short shot to the head.
Cook lands a right hand that snaps the head of Alcatraz backwards.
Alcatraz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Alcatraz throws an elbow but misses.
Cook's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cook connects with a crisp jab.
Alcatraz tries to move into range but Cook moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Alcatraz is looking to slow Cook down with leg kicks.
Alcatraz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cook manages to avoid it.
Alcatraz looks for the body kick but Cook saw that one coming.
Alcatraz fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cook checks it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
That kick from Alcatraz tenderised Cook's leg. Cook is trying to keep his angry face on.
Robbie Alcatraz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cook swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cook keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Alcatraz looks to land a left hand but Cook moved out of range nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Robbie Alcatraz will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Alcatraz misses with an uppercut. Cook saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Alcatraz. Cook does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cook takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cook misses with a head kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Alcatraz.
Cook is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Alcatraz.
Alcatraz scores with a jab. Cook acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cook misses with a wild body shot.
Alcatraz moves away from the strike by Cook.
Alcatraz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cook.
Cook lands a two punch combo.
Cook works the jab nicely.
Alcatraz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Cook rather than just go for the knockout.
Alcatraz lands a high kick!
Cook throws a looping overhand right but Alcatraz ducks down to avoid it.
Cook takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Alcatraz misses with an uppercut. Cook saw that one coming.
Alcatraz scoring well with a low kick there.
Cook is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cook connects with a crisp jab.
Alcatraz connects with a nice looking jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alcatraz misses with a body kick.
Alcatraz throws a low kick but Cook moves out of range easily.
Alcatraz misses with a low kick.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Good leg kick by Cook there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Alcatraz moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cook misses with an attempted mid kick.
Alcatraz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Alcatraz throws a leg kick but Cook checks it.
Alcatraz throws a quick inside leg kick.
A big left from Cook misses.
Alcatraz is looking to score with low kicks.
Cook throws a hook but Alcatraz blocks it.
Cook fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cook misses with a jab, cross combination.
Alcatraz connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cook misses with a few strikes there.
Alcatraz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cook paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cook tries to bum rush Alcatraz with a series of wild strikes but Alcatraz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alcatraz with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Alcatraz slips a straight right by Cook.
A nice leg kick lands there from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz with a nice cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick misses from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cook sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cook feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Alcatrazs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Cook pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Alcatraz tries to clinch but Cook is having none of it.
Cook throws a jab when Alcatraz was well out of range.
Cook wants to clinch.
Alcatraz throws a head kick but Cook moves out of range.
Cook throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Alcatraz has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Cook takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cook throws a body punch but Alcatraz moves out of range.
Nice jab there from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cook loads up on a big right hand but Alcatraz slips the punch.
Alcatraz blocks a jab.
Alcatraz scores with a nice head shot.
Alcatraz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice shot lands for Alcatraz.
Alcatraz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cook drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Alcatraz connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Alcatraz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cook manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Alcatraz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cook lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Alcatraz backs up against the cage.
Cook darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Alcatraz wants to slow Cook down by chopping away at his legs.
Alcatraz throws a push kick but Cook slaps the foot to one side.
Alcatraz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Alcatraz blocks a jab.
Cook misses with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Alcatraz.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cook misses with a straight right.
Alcatraz's corner calls for a 1-2. Alcatraz obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Alcatraz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Alcatraz clinches with his opponent.
Alcatraz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cook is looking to control Alcatraz's arms but Alcatraz gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cook has his back to the cage.
Cook is trying to break the clinch but Alcatraz has him pressed against the cage.
Cook takes an elbow to the temple.
Cook looking to slow down the pace here.
Nice elbow from Cook.
Our sources have told us that Cook has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Cook lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cook effectively controlling the action here.
Cook is trying to push Alcatraz away but Alcatraz has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Alcatraz as Cook tries to tie him up.
Alcatraz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Robbie Alcatraz will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Cook's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Cook checks a low kick from Alcatraz.
Cook pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Alcatraz back to the cage. Cook follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Alcatraz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cook.
An inside leg kick lands from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz scores with a nice body kick.
Cook slips a jab from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cook tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Alcatraz pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cook back to the cage. Alcatraz follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Cook tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Alcatraz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cook tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alcatraz was well out of range. Poor timing from Cook.
Alcatraz checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cook misses the shot to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Alcatraz.
Alcatraz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cook throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cook takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Alcatraz gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Alcatraz tries to work over Cook's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alcatraz trying to land knees to the body.
Alcatraz tries to land a knee to the head but Cook blocks with his arms.
Cook dodges an elbow strike from Alcatraz.
Cook has had enough of the clinch but Alcatraz keeps him there for the moment.
Alcatraz misses with a body punch.
Cook is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Alcatraz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Alcatraz throws a head punch that misses.
Cook throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Alcatrazs head.
Cook is trying to maintain a safe position but Alcatraz gets an underhook and turns Cook into the cage.
Alcatraz struggles to land a body shot inside as Cook controls his hands.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Alcatraz just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cook's brow.
A right hand to the body from Alcatraz.
Cook avoiding damage as Alcatraz throws knees to the body.
Cook lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Alcatraz misses with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cook blocks the elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Alcatraz just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cook's brow.
Alcatraz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Alcatraz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cook throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Alcatrazs head.
Alcatraz tries to throw a body punch but Cook avoids it by throwing Alcatraz back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Alcatraz creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cook's defenses.
Cook scores with a hook to the body.
Cook misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dane Cook has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cook trying to control the position but instead, Alcatraz has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cook into the cage.
Cook pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cook is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Alcatraz.
Alcatraz has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cook misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cook blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Alcatraz blocking some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cook lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Alcatraz - that landed with a thud.
Alcatraz throws a head punch that misses.
Alcatraz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Alcatraz pushes Cook back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cook lands a hook that snaps the head of Alcatraz backwards.
Cook scores with a shot to the side of Alcatraz's head.
Robbie Alcatraz seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Alcatraz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Alcatraz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Alcatraz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Alcatraz lands a shot to the body.
Alcatraz misses with a punch on the inside.
Cook avoiding damage as Alcatraz throws knees to the body.
Alcatraz has a couple of punches blocked by Cook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Alcatraz lands a nice shot to the body.
Cook tries to work over Alcatraz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cook looking to stall.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alcatraz lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cook backwards.
Cook blocks an elbow strike from Alcatraz.
Alcatraz working aggressively here.
Alcatraz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Alcatraz throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Alcatraz creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cook's defenses.
Cook scores with a shot to the side of Alcatraz's head.
A frustrated look appears on Cook's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cook swings wildly with an uppercut but Alcatraz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Alcatraz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Robbie Alcatraz is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cook is rocked!
Cook throws a punch but it's blocked by Alcatraz.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cook misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cook is looking to control Alcatraz's arms but Alcatraz gets an underhook and turns him. Now Cook has his back to the cage.
Cook tries to work over Alcatraz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cook tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Alcatraz's elbow.
And that's the end of the fight!
Robbie Alcatraz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Alcatraz has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Peck scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Robbie Alcatraz!
A very excited looking Robbie Alcatraz made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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