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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harlan Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe comes into the arena with Sons of Perdition - Blood In The Valley blaring out of the sound system. The One Armed Man has chosen Stand Up To be C**ted as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. This should be a great matchup!
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282 lbs
17 - 7 - 0 |
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240 lbs
26 - 12 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Harlan Crowe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crowe sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crowe throws a jab but it's blocked by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The One Armed Man tries to clinch but Crowe moves out of range.
The One Armed Man looks to score with a jab to the body but Crowe is just out of range.
Crowe misses with a looping right.
Crowe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The One Armed Man manages to avoid it.
Crowe has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The One Armed Man throws a body punch but Crowe moves out of range.
A jab from The One Armed Man misses.
Crowe lands a right hook to the body.
Crowe throws a lazy right hand but The One Armed Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The One Armed Man throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crowe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A nice inside leg kick there by The One Armed Man. That's going to slow Crowe down.
Crowe misses with a kick to the body.
The One Armed Man looks to throw the jab but Crowe is out of range.
Crowe looks to land a right hand but The One Armed Man moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Joe The One Armed Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A slapping leg kick lands for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man moves out of range as Crowe strikes.
Crowe misses with a jab to the body
and The One Armed Man counters with a low kick, right behind Crowe 's knee.
Crowe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crowe throws a low kick but The One Armed Man avoids it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Crowe checks a leg kick.
Crowe misses with a left hand
and The One Armed Man counters with a straight right hand.
A bone on bone clash there as The One Armed Man blocks the leg kick.
Crowe defending well as The One Armed Man loads up on a big left hand.
Nice body kick from The One Armed Man.
A decent looking body kick lands there for The One Armed Man.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man connects with a body shot.
The One Armed Man fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Crowe, pushing him back against the cage.
Crowe pushes off an throws an elbow but The One Armed Man leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Crowe controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Crowe - that landed with a thud.
The One Armed Man lands with a right to the head.
Crowe lands with a left to the head.
The One Armed Man tries to throw a body punch but Crowe avoids it by throwing The One Armed Man back against the cage.
Crowe lands a hook to the side of the head.
The One Armed Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Crowe controls his hands.
The One Armed Man stalling in the clinch but Crowe improves position.
The One Armed Man stalling.
Crowe misses with a knee strike.
Good body shot from Crowe.
The One Armed Man looks winded!
The One Armed Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crowe creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Crowe scores with a shoulder strike.
Crowe can't find room to land a body shot as The One Armed Man controls the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe breaks from the clinch.
The One Armed Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crowe.
A slow jab from Crowe misses its intended target.
Crowe catches The One Armed Man with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Crowe connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The One Armed Man goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crowe throws an off balance right hand
and The One Armed Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The One Armed Man has managed to clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The One Armed Man has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Crowe seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if The One Armed Man can turn it around.
Crowe lands a nice uppercut.
The One Armed Man throws a punch but it's blocked by Crowe.
Crowe lands an uppercut.
Crowe pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crowe closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The One Armed Man controlling the position for now.
The One Armed Man wants to improve his position but Crowe is controlling well.
Crowe wants to control but The One Armed Man is keeping him busy.
Crowe looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The One Armed Man wants to control but Crowe is keeping busy.
Crowe with the ground and pound but The One Armed Man uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Crowe won't allow The One Armed Man to sweep him here.
The One Armed Man is trying to keep Crowe in close.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Crowe accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Crowe postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Harlan Crowe dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
The One Armed Man tries to clinch up but Crowe circles away and keeps his distance.
The One Armed Man thumps Crowe with a low kick.
Crowe throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The One Armed Man stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Crowe.
Crowe looks to score with a jab to the body but The One Armed Man is just out of range.
Crowe checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Crowe digs a good body shot into The One Armed Man's ribs.
The One Armed Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Crowe throws out the jab.
Crowe is looking to chop away at The One Armed Man's legs.
No luck for Crowe with that takedown attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Crowe.
The One Armed Man is looking to regain half guard here but Crowe keeps moving and retains side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Crowe trying to control the position but The One Armed Man is working away.
The One Armed Man is trying to improve his position.
Crowe is putting a hurting on The One Armed Man here, landing some big shots from side control.
Crowe wants to control but The One Armed Man is keeping him busy.
Check out the look on Crowe's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Crowe throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Crowe throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and The One Armed Man works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
The One Armed Man wants to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harlan Crowe overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Crowe working The One Armed Man over with strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crowe seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but The One Armed Man does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The One Armed Man blocking the ground and pound attempt from Crowe.
Crowe thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The One Armed Man is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Crowe lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
The One Armed Man taking some punishment here, with Crowe in his half guard.
Crowe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe tries to pass to full mount but The One Armed Man defends it.
Crowe missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The One Armed Man is trying to maintain the position but Crowe is very close to passing his half guard.
Crowe missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Crowe connects with a nice short shot to The One Armed Man's temple.
Crowe is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and The One Armed Man reverses the position - he's now on top in Crowe's guard.
The One Armed Man postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Crowe holds on and takes a little breather.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe looking to control.
Crowe manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Crowe landing shots from mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crowe looking to finish The One Armed Man with some ground and pound. This is bad for The One Armed Man!
The One Armed Man is rocked!
The One Armed Man wants to control but Crowe is having none of it.
The One Armed Man is still in real trouble! Can Crowe finish him?
Crowe working away from the top, dropping strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crowe postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks The One Armed Man out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Crowe goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Harlan Crowe!
Harlan Crowe took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Ain't no way ah was gonna lose to no one-armed, methlab-havin'-lookin motherfucker like you twice! Save me some a that moonshine, Harley, ahm coming home!'.
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energy
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hype
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