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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rafiki WhoHitYou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). WhoHitYou comes to the cage accompanied by Nemisis. Cartmen has chosen Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Rafiki WhoHitYou has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rafiki WhoHitYou seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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200 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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181 cm
19
210 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rafiki WhoHitYou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Eddie Farnsworth and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
WhoHitYou connects with a right hand. Cartmen shakes it off.
It looks like Eric Cartmen has been cut.
Cartmen has managed to clinch.
WhoHitYou lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for WhoHitYou.
Cartmen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
WhoHitYou lunges at Cartmen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Cartmen's hand.
Cartmen's coach down at Morbid Conditioning School $600 was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Cartmen's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
WhoHitYou swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cartmen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Cartmen blocks a low kick nicely.
The fighters circling - WhoHitYou throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
WhoHitYou throws out a leg kick but Cartmen moves out of range and WhoHitYou only half commits.
WhoHitYou lands with an overhand left.
Cartmen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from WhoHitYou.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
WhoHitYou throws a hook but Cartmen avoids it easily.
WhoHitYou throws a lazy right hand but Cartmen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
WhoHitYou misses with an uppercut.
Cartmen takes a swing at WhoHitYou's ribcage but misses.
WhoHitYou throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cartmen counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Cartmen trying to control the action but WhoHitYou is working from the bottom.
Cartmen is thwarting WhoHitYou's attempts to control the position.
WhoHitYou keeping hold of Cartmen's head, controlling as best he can.
WhoHitYou wants to improve his position but Cartmen is controlling well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen wants to control but WhoHitYou is keeping him busy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
WhoHitYou is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
WhoHitYou keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
WhoHitYou throws a series of punches but Cartmen moves out of range.
Cartmen tries to land a front kick but WhoHitYou steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
WhoHitYou looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
WhoHitYou misses with an uppercut.
WhoHitYou throws a hook but Cartmen blocks it.
WhoHitYou lands a nice shot that snaps Cartmen's head back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cartmen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cartmen throws a low kick, looking for WhoHitYou's leg but WhoHitYou calmly moves out of range.
Cartmen shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has WhoHitYou pinned against the cage. WhoHitYou gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
WhoHitYou on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A clash of legs there as Cartmen blocks the low kick.
WhoHitYou misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou throws a hook but Cartmen blocks it.
WhoHitYou misses with a right hand
and Cartmen counters with a takedown into side control.
WhoHitYou manages to work his way to half guard, despite Cartmen's best efforts.
Cartmen is trying to work for a kimura but WhoHitYou is defending well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartmen wants to take a breather but WhoHitYou is having none of it.
Cartmen is working for a submission of some sort.
Cartmen not landing any meaningful shots this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
WhoHitYou controlling the position for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Eric Cartmen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartmen's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
WhoHitYou misses with a hook.
WhoHitYou's corner calls for a 1-2. WhoHitYou obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
WhoHitYou connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Rafiki WhoHitYou seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
WhoHitYou throws a right hand that Cartmen ducks under and follows up with a left that Cartmen also avoids with ease.
Cartmen tries to land a front kick but WhoHitYou steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
WhoHitYou thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cartmen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from WhoHitYou.
Cartmen slips under a jab from WhoHitYou.
A solid leg kick lands there for WhoHitYou.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen tries a head kick but it misses.
WhoHitYou avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
WhoHitYou lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Cartmen throws a head kick but WhoHitYou moves out of range.
WhoHitYou throws a hook to the side of Cartmen's head but Cartmen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
WhoHitYou fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
WhoHitYou throws a leg kick but Cartmen checks it.
Cartmen's hands are dropping dangerously low here and WhoHitYou connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Cartmen scrambles back to his feet.
Some bone on bone action there as Cartmen checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cartmen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and WhoHitYou has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from WhoHitYou and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cartmen defending well as WhoHitYou loads up on a big left hand.
Cartmen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but WhoHitYou paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cartmen gets a double leg takedown into WhoHitYou's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
WhoHitYou has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Cartmen not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Cartmen wants to control from the top but WhoHitYou keeps moving.
Cartmen with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartmen missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartmen seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Cartmen keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of WhoHitYou's head.
WhoHitYou is trying to keep Cartmen in close.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Cartmen wants to pass the guard but WhoHitYou is keeping the position.
Cartmen wants to control from the top but WhoHitYou keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
WhoHitYou throws a leg kick but Cartmen moved away.
WhoHitYou with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nice defenses there by Cartmen.
Rafiki WhoHitYou is winning the standup battle so far.
WhoHitYou cracks Cartmen with a good jab.
WhoHitYou fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cartmen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou looks to land a combination but Cartmen avoids it well.
Rafiki WhoHitYou is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartmen lands a nice leg kick that just misses WhoHitYou's sensitive parts.
WhoHitYou lands with a cross.
WhoHitYou throws the left hand but Cartmen avoids the punch easily.
Cartmen misses with a low kick.
WhoHitYou takes a swing at Cartmen's ribcage but misses.
WhoHitYou tries to score with a low kick but Cartmen moves his leg out of the way.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
WhoHitYou catches Cartmen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
WhoHitYou lands with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rafiki WhoHitYou dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartmen's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
WhoHitYou uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cartmen.
WhoHitYou scores with a hook.
A telegraphed right hand from WhoHitYou misses the target.
Some bone on bone action there as Cartmen checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A slow jab from WhoHitYou misses its intended target.
WhoHitYou throws a big shot that misses.
Cartmen throws a low kick but WhoHitYou avoids it.
WhoHitYou loads up on a big right hand but Cartmen slips the punch.
Cartmen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
WhoHitYou throws a good cross that connects.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts WhoHitYou, as that shot connected.
Cartmen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from WhoHitYou.
WhoHitYou throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
WhoHitYou listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cartmen instigates a clinch.
WhoHitYou prevents Cartmen from breaking the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Cartmen fails to land.
Cartmen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
WhoHitYou leaning his opponent against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from WhoHitYou - that landed with a thud.
WhoHitYou looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cartmen keeps control of WhoHitYou as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Cartmen tries to work over WhoHitYou's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartmen blocking some punches.
Cartmen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and WhoHitYou avoids it.
Cartmen throws a head punch that misses.
Cartmen struggles to land a body shot inside as WhoHitYou controls his hands.
Cartmen jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as WhoHitYou walks away with a smile on his face. Cartmen gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Cartmen ducks under a wild hook from WhoHitYou.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou cracks Cartmen with an open hand slap.
WhoHitYou avoids a punch combination nicely.
WhoHitYou throws a hook but Cartmen blocks it.
WhoHitYou cracks Cartmen with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cartmen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Cartmen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and WhoHitYou avoids it.
WhoHitYou wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cartmen tries to throw a body punch but WhoHitYou avoids it by throwing Cartmen back against the cage.
Cartmen dodges an elbow strike from WhoHitYou.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, WhoHitYou just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cartmen's brow.
Cartmen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cartmen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but WhoHitYou has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cartmen struggles to land a body shot inside as WhoHitYou controls his hands.
WhoHitYou wants to break free but Cartmen has control.
Cartmen misses with some punches.
WhoHitYou lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartmen stalling against the cage.
Cartmen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cartmen is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables WhoHitYou to keep the fight standing.
Cartmen misses with a knee strike.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rafiki WhoHitYou showed his dominance in that final round.
I think WhoHitYou has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:28
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rafiki WhoHitYou!
An out of breath Rafiki WhoHitYou thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Eric Cartmen spoke after the fight, saying 'screw you guys i'm going home'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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