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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sven Svensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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280 lbs
17 - 11 - 0 |
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260 lbs
26 - 19 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sven Svensen!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Svensen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Simpson lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Svensen backs up against the cage.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Simpson.
Simpson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Simpson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Simpson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice body kick from Svensen.
Simpson misses with a body kick.
Simpson cracks Svensen with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Svensen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Svensen tries to land a front kick but Simpson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Simpson misses with a low kick as Svensen jumps back.
Svensen fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Svensen crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Simpson - the referee stops the clock and Svensen gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Simpson. Svensen manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson keeps the fight on the outside.
Svensen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Svensen is looking to land body kicks.
Simpson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Bart Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Svensen tries a head kick but it misses.
Simpson looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A head kick misses from Svensen.
Simpson connects with a nice looking jab.
Simpson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Svensen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice uppercut there from Simpson.
Svensen staying out of range there.
Bart Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Svensen is just out of range.
Svensen moves out of range of the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Svensen slips a jab and a cross from Simpson.
Svensen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson thumps Svensen with a low kick.
Simpson wants to slow Svensen down by chopping away at his legs.
Simpson is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Simpson is looking to slow Svensen down with leg kicks.
Svensen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Simpson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Svensen's head.
Simpson throws out a leg kick but Svensen moves out of range and Simpson only half commits.
Svensen wants to clinch up but Simpson keeps it at a distance.
Simpson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Svensen blocks a jab.
Svensen throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
A punch combination from Simpson misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Svensen defending well as Simpson loads up on a big left hand.
Simpson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Svensen throws a front kick that sends Simpson stumbling back into the cage.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Simpson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Svensen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Svensen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Simpson looks to land a combination but Svensen avoids it well.
Simpson misses with a head kick.
A slow jab from Simpson misses its intended target.
Simpson tries to land a front kick but Svensen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Simpson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Svensen pushes Simpson away with a front kick.
Svensen lands a leg kick that knocks Simpson off balance momentarily.
Svensen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Svensen moves in looking to clinch but Simpson pushes him off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Svensen tries to clinch there but Simpson circles away.
Simpson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Svensen's head backwards.
Simpson is looking to score with low kicks.
Simpson throws a one two combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Svensen clinches.
Svensen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Simpson lunges at Svensen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Svensen's hand.
Svensen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simpson swings for the body but Svensen moves out of range.
Simpson slaps away a takedown attempt from Svensen, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Svensen checks a low kick from Simpson.
Simpson lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bart Simpson dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Simpson throws a front kick that sends Svensen stumbling back into the cage.
A cross from Simpson lands.
Svensen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Svensen.
Simpson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Simpson looks to land a body kick but Svensen moved away.
Simpson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Svensen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Svensen walks into a jab.
Svensen moves out of range as Simpson throws a body kick.
Svensen throws a head kick that misses.
Svensen dives in and grabs Simpson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Simpson pushes down on Svensen's head and hops out.
Bart Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Simpson misses with an uppercut.
Simpson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Simpson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Svensen can do to turn this around?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands a nice looking body kick.
Simpson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Simpson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Svensen tries to clinch but Simpson is having none of it.
Svensen moves out of range of the leg kick from Simpson.
Simpson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Svensen pushes Simpson up against the cage in a clinch.
Simpson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Simpson throws a body punch but Svensen moves out of range.
Svensen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Svensen.
Svensen wants to clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a right and a left that both miss.
A thudding body kick lands there by Simpson!
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Svensen throws a body shot but no joy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Svensen wants to clinch up but Simpson keeps it at a distance.
Simpson looks to land a combination but Svensen avoids it well.
Svensen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Simpson finds it's way round the side to connect with Svensen's head.
Simpson misses with an uppercut.
Svensen looks for the body kick but Simpson saw that one coming.
Simpson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Simpson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Svensen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a looping overhand right but Svensen ducks down to avoid it.
Simpson misses with a double jab.
Svensen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Svensen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Simpson.
Simpson swings for the body but Svensen moves out of range.
Bart Simpson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Simpson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Svensen.
Simpson throws an off balance right hand
and Svensen counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Bart Simpson has been cut.
Svensen tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Simpson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Svensen tries to clinch up.
Simpson throws the left hand but Svensen avoids the punch easily.
Svensen throws a head kick that misses.
Svensen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Simpson.
Simpson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Svensen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Simpson.
Simpson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Svensen tries to land a front kick but Simpson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Simpson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Svensen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Svensen walks into a jab.
Svensen throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Simpson's head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Simpson.
Svensen checks the leg kick nicely there.
Simpson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bart Simpson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bart Simpson's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Svensen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Svensen avoids the body shot from Simpson.
Simpson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A telegraphed right hand from Simpson misses the target.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.
Simpson throws a good cross that connects.
Svensen moves into the clinch.
Simpson is looking to break free of the clinch but Svensen has double underhooks.
Simpson lands with a light punch inside.
Simpson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Svensens head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Svensen backwards.
Simpson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Svensen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Simpson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Simpson misses.
A good leg kick by Simpson.
Svensen throws a head kick that misses.
Simpson throws a jab but it's blocked by Svensen.
Simpson punishes Svensen's body with a nice straight punch.
Svensen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Simpson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Simpson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Svensen takes a step back to recover.
Nice defenses there by Svensen.
Svensen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Simpson blocks a head kick by Svensen.
That kick from Svensen tenderised Simpson's leg. Simpson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Simpson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Svensen tries a head kick but it misses.
Simpson throws a shot from downtown. Svensen moves away and avoids it.
Svensen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A punch combination from Simpson misses.
Simpson connects with a jab.
Simpson looks to land a right hand but Svensen moved out of range.
Svensen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Svensen.
Svensen throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A lazy body kick from Simpson
and Svensen counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Svensen tries to pull guard but Simpson holds him up against the cage and eventually Svensen drops back down to his feet.
Svensen manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson stalls.
Simpson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Svensens head.
Simpson trying to stall but Svensen improves his position.
Simpson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Svensen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Simpson breaks the clinch.
Svensen tries a head kick but it misses.
Svensen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Svensen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Svensen back to the cage. Simpson follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Simpson swings for the body but Svensen moves out of range.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Svensen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Simpson finds it's way round the side to connect with Svensen's head.
Simpson misses with a straight left.
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Svensen staying out of range there.
Svensen tries to clinch up.
Simpson is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson connects with a body shot that sends Svensen's belly button to the back.
Simpson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Svensen can pounce on him.
Donk. Simpson catches Svensen right on the button with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bart Simpson clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Bart Simpson's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Simpson cracks Svensen with a right hand to the side of the head.
Svensen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Simpson.
Svensen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Simpson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Simpson moves out of range as Svensen throws a body kick.
A left lands for Simpson.
A jab from Simpson misses.
Simpson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Svensen can pounce on him.
Simpson misses with a jab, cross combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson throws a wild body kick that Svensen sees coming a mile off.
Svensen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Simpson will feel that in the morning.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Svensen was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson.
Svensen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Svensen walks into a straight right hand from Simpson.
Simpson misses with a looping right.
A head kick misses from Svensen.
Simpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Svensen.
Simpson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Svensen.
Simpson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Simpson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Svensen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Svensen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.
Svensen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Svensen throws a head kick but Simpson moves out of range.
Svensen throws a head kick but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson throws a series of strikes that have Svensen backpedaling.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Svensen thows a leg kick but Simpson checks it
letting Simpson counter with a right hand.
Simpson will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Nice defenses there by Svensen.
Simpson throws a good cross that connects.
Svensen drives through and clinches with Simpson against the cage.
Simpson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Simpson can't break the clinch.
Svensen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Simpson smiles and moves away.
Simpson throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands with a nice combination. Svensen backs away looking to recover.
Svensen tries to clinch
and Svensen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Simpson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Svensen throws a head kick but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson throws a head kick that misses.
Simpson throws a nice looking combination but Svensen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Simpson throws a head kick but Svensen moves out of range.
Simpson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Svensen feints and then cracks Simpson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Simpson down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson misses with a hook. Svensen ducked under it nicely.
Simpson throws a body punch but Svensen moves out of range.
Simpson throws a jab when Svensen was well out of range.
Simpson lands a nice shot to the body.
Some wild striking there from Simpson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Good exchange - Simpson coming out on top.
Simpson throws a series of punches but Svensen moves out of range.
Svensen fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bart Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sven Svensen.
Simpson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bart Simpson had his way with Sven Svensen in that round.
The cut man is working on Bart Simpson's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Simpson throws a shot to the body.
Simpson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Svensen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Svensen defending well as Simpson loads up on a big left hand.
Simpson scoring well with a low kick there.
Svensen's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Svensen closes the distance and clinches.
Svensen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bart Simpson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Simpson breaks the clinch.
Simpson throws a right hand that Svensen ducks under and follows up with a left that Svensen also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Svensen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Svensen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Svensen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Simpson misses with the combination.
Svensen looks to land a body kick but Simpson moved away.
A punch lands to the side of Svensen 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A big right from Simpson misses.
Svensen doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
A low kick from Simpson misses
and Svensen counters with a nice body kick.
Simpson throws a body shot but no joy.
Simpson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Simpson throws a shot from downtown. Svensen moves away and avoids it.
That kick from Simpson tenderised Svensen's leg. Svensen is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands with an overhand left.
Simpson loads up on a big right hand but Svensen slips the punch.
Simpson avoids the head kick by Svensen.
Svensen chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Simpson can pounce on him.
Simpson blocks a head kick by Svensen.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Svensen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Svensen ducks under a wild hook from Simpson.
Svensen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Simpson's calf.
Simpson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Svensen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson keeps the fight on the outside.
Simpson walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Svensen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Svensen lands with a slapping head kick.
Jab by Simpson.
A big right from Simpson misses.
Simpson throws a body punch but Svensen moves out of range.
Simpson misses with a body kick.
Decent striking displayed by Simpson there.
Svensen moves out of range of the body kick.
Simpson throws the kick towards the body but Svensen avoids it.
Simpson throws a low kick but Svensen moves out of range easily.
A swing and a miss from Simpson.
Bart Simpson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Simpson misses with a few strikes there.
Svensen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Svensen throws a head kick that misses.
Svensen tries to clinch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Svensen manages to avoid it.
Svensen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Simpson.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Simpson lands a body shot.
Svensen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Simpson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Svensen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Simpson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A combination from Simpson does no damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Svensen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sven Svensen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A nice inside leg kick there by Svensen. That's going to slow Simpson down.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bart Simpson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Simpson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Bart Simpson!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Bart Simpson!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Bart Simpson!
Bart Simpson wins by unanimous decision!
Bart Simpson very nearly forgot to thank Hilo Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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