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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and German Valdez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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273 lbs
14 - 7 - 1 |
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117 lbs
12 - 26 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, German Valdez!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valdez will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Valdez tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dumbass swivels and escapes.
Dumbass swinging wildly here.
Dumbass throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Valdez.
Dumbass misses with a series of wild punches.
No luck for Valdez with that takedown attempt.
TheNewYork Dumbass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of German Valdez.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Valdez.
Dumbass misses with a two punch combination.
Valdez shoots in for a takedown but Dumbass shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Dumbass throws a series of punches but Valdez avoids them all with ease.
Valdez is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Valdez shoots in for a double leg but Dumbass sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Dumbass will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Valdez tries for a takedown but Dumbass sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dumbass throws a right and a left that Valdez avoids nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Some wild striking there from Dumbass.
Valdez fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dumbass avoids it really well and circles away.
Dumbass misses with a few strikes there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumbass lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Dumbass throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Valdez.
Valdez closes the distance and clinches up with Dumbass, looking for a takedown. Valdez pushes Dumbass against the cage but Dumbass circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
TheNewYork Dumbass is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Valdez has a takedown stuffed.
Dumbass displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Valdez.
Dumbass rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Valdez moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dumbass leaves Valdez with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dumbass swinging wildly here.
Dumbass tries to bum rush Valdez with a series of wild strikes but Valdez uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Valdez dives in for a single leg takedown but Dumbass sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dumbass.
Dumbass misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dumbass lands a left hand that snaps the head of Valdez backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dumbass working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Dumbass on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dumbass.
Dumbass pushes Valdez back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dumbass breaks from the clinch.
Valdez dives in and grabs Dumbass's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dumbass pushes down on Valdez's head and hops out.
Valdez slips a jab and a cross from Dumbass.
Valdez finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the cage, ducking and weaving under Dumbass's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Valdez falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). TheNewYork Dumbass!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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