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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Master Nesquik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barack Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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202 lbs
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193 cm
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202 lbs
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Excellent MT
Cuts easily
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Counter fighter
Powerful
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Master Nesquik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Barack Obama!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nesquik tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Obama wants to counter with a clinch but Nesquik pushes him away.
Obama looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A leg kick checked by Obama.
Nesquik lands a nice leg kick that just misses Obama's sensitive parts.
Nesquik lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nesquik does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nesquik sets himself, and Obama steps forward looking for the clinch! Nesquik avoids it this time.
Obama blocks a leg kick.
Nesquik throws a leg kick but Obama moved away.
Nesquik throws a front kick that sends Obama stumbling back into the cage.
Nesquik throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Master Nesquik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A low kick from Obama misses
and Nesquik counters with a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Nesquik misses.
Despite the aggression on Obama's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Nesquik throws a leg kick that is checked
and Obama counters with a straight right hand.
Nesquik tries to land a leg kick but Obama saw it coming and moves away.
Nesquik throws a front kick aimed at Obama's knee but Obama avoids it well.
Obama checks a leg kick nicely.
Nesquik misses with a low kick as Obama jumps back.
Obama misses with a hook
and Nesquik counters with a thumping low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Obama checks the leg kick.
Obama misses with an uppercut.
Obama's corner calls for a 1-2. Obama obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Nesquik avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nesquik tries to score with a low kick but Obama moves his leg out of the way.
Obama flicks out a counter leg kick but Nesquik steps away.
Nesquik misses with a low kick.
Nesquik tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Obama is able to avoid easily.
Obama moves out of range of the body kick.
Obama swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nesquik definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Obama tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nesquik was well out of range. Poor timing from Obama.
Nesquik throws a chopping leg kick but Obama manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A big left from Obama misses.
A clash of legs there as Obama blocks the low kick.
Obama wants to counter the offense by Nesquik and move into the clinch position.
Obama throws a jab but it's blocked by Nesquik.
Nesquik misses with a leg kick.
Nesquik blocks a head kick by Obama.
Obama throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nesquik throws a head kick that misses.
A little jabbing left from Obama on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A low kick from Obama is predictable there
and Nesquik makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Nesquik misses with a leg kick
and Obama counters with a nice uppercut.
Nesquik takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Nesquik attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Obama tries to work over Nesquik's front leg with a kick but Nesquik checks it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obama checks a leg kick nicely.
Nesquik tries to land a leg kick but Obama saw it coming and moves away.
Obama loads up on a big right hand but Nesquik slips the punch.
Nesquik lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Nesquik throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nesquik attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Obama missing with a left hand there. Nesquik was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nesquik lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Obama misses with a looping right.
Nesquik fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Obama has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nesquik slips a straight right by Obama.
Nesquik fires out a quick counter leg kick but Obama just manages to avoid it.
A big left from Obama misses.
Nesquik throws a leg kick
and Obama holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Obama can't find room to land a body shot as Nesquik controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Obama fails to land.
Obama's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Obama.
A body shot lands from Obama.
Obama lands a left hand.
Nesquik's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nesquik throws a low kick, looking for Obama's leg but Obama calmly moves out of range.
Obama only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Nesquik misses with an uppercut
and Obama counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A head kick from Nesquik lands but Obama takes it in his stride.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nesquik misses with a leg kick.
Nesquik throws a solid leg kick but Obama takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Nesquik.
Obama has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Nesquik.
Obama misses with a jab, cross combination.
Obama swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obama misses with a body shot.
Obama throws a combination that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Obama throws a shot from downtown. Nesquik moves away and avoids it.
Obama checks a leg kick nicely.
Obama's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nesquik misses with a low kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Obama, as that shot connected.
Nesquik tries to land a leg kick but Obama saw it coming and moves away.
Nesquik throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Nesquik tries to work over Obama's front leg with a kick but Obama checks it.
Obama drives through and clinches with Nesquik against the cage.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Obama pressing his opponent against the cage.
Nesquik wants to break the clinch but can't.
Obama misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nesquik can't break the clinch.
Obama throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nesquiks head.
Obama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nesquik backwards.
Obama gets through Nesquik's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nesquik breaks the clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nesquik lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Obama has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Obama and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Obama checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Obama misses with a body kick.
Obama checks a leg kick.
Obama throws a leg kick but Nesquik checks it.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Obama rushes Nesquik and presses him up against the cage.
Nesquik can't break the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Obama fails to land.
Obama lands a hook that snaps the head of Nesquik backwards.
Nesquik breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nesquik is looking to land body kicks.
Nesquik chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nesquik tries a low kick but Obama avoids it.
A leg kick checked by Nesquik.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obama stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nesquik.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Obama, right into the meat.
Nesquik chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nesquik lands a nice leg kick that just misses Obama's sensitive parts.
A leg kick checked by Nesquik.
Nesquik throws a low kick but it's checked well by Obama.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Nesquik showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Obama.
Obama is looking to land body kicks.
Nesquik lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Obama misses with a jab to the body
and Nesquik counters with a nice low kick that buckles Obama's knee momentarily.
Nesquik lands a nice leg kick that just misses Obama's sensitive parts.
Nesquik misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Obama swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nesquik tries to move into range but Obama moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Obama cracks Nesquik with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nesquik moves away from the strike by Obama.
Obama just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromNesquik.
Obama lands with a slapping head kick.
Obama stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Nesquik.
Nesquik lands a high kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nesquik pivots, looking for a leg kick but Obama is out of range and Nesquik settles back down.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Obama throws out a loose jab but Nesquik uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nesquik throws a leg kick
and Obama counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Obama checks a leg kick.
Obama looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Obama misses with a combination
and Nesquik counters with a nice low kick that buckles Obama's knee momentarily.
Obama takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nesquik lets loose with a powerful body kick. Obama will feel that in the morning.
Nesquik misses with a low kick.
Obama wants to counter with a clinch but Nesquik pushes him away.
Nesquik walks into a jab.
Nesquik will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nesquik scores with a leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Obama.
Nesquik is rocked!
Obama shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Oh Nesquik is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Obama cracks Nesquik with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 9:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Barack Obama!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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