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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bach Schtrappe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zoolander comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult. Schtrappe is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Phobia by Kreator. Bach Schtrappe has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bach Schtrappe!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schtrappe fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Zoolander has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A head kick misses from Schtrappe.
Schtrappe pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Schtrappe has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Zoolander is landing a low percentage of strikes.
A shot to the body from Zoolander misses
and Schtrappe counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Schtrappe.
Schtrappe lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zoolander breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zoolander scores with a body shot.
Schtrappe lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Zoolander ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schtrappe moves away.
Bach Schtrappe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoolander checks the leg kick nicely there.
Zoolander staying out of range there.
Zoolander lands with an uppercut that bounces Schtrappe off the cage and back into range.
Schtrappe tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoolander lands a nice hook to Schtrappe's body. Schtrappe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Zoolander shoots in and drives through. Schtrappe sprawls well.
Schtrappe misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zoolander lands a slapping body shot.
Schtrappe misses with a straight left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Schtrappe doesn't seem bothered though.
Zoolander takes a swing at Schtrappe's ribcage but misses.
Zoolander lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Schtrappe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zoolander. Schtrappe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zoolander.
Zoolander fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Schtrappe throws a lazy body kick
letting Zoolander counter with a right hand.
Zoolander looks to score with a jab to the body but Schtrappe is just out of range.
Zoolander closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Schtrappe's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schtrappe tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Zoolander wants to control from the top but Schtrappe keeps moving.
Zoolander has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schtrappe looking to hit a scissor sweep but Zoolander is one step ahead there.
Schtrappe keeps trying to improve his position.
Schtrappe is still trying to improve position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Zoolander keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Schtrappe avoids the body shot from Zoolander.
Zoolander misses with a looping right.
Schtrappe flicks out a counter leg kick but Zoolander steps away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander scores with a sloppy right hand. Schtrappe should have avoided that one.
Zoolander throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zoolander is looking to slow Schtrappe down with leg kicks.
Zoolander throws out a loose jab but Schtrappe uses good head movement to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zoolander. Schtrappe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zoolander blocks the body kick.
Zoolander throws a lazy right hand but Schtrappe sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Schtrappe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schtrappe throws a nice looking combination but Zoolander bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Schtrappe misses with a few strikes there.
Zoolander throws a leg kick but Schtrappe sees it coming and moves out of range.
Schtrappe is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Schtrappe throws a lazy uppercut
and Zoolander cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Both fighters circling a little - Schtrappe finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Zoolander is looking to wear down Schtrappe with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Schtrappe throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zoolander cracks Schtrappe with a good jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schtrappe looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zoolander steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schtrappe.
Schtrappe avoids the body shot from Zoolander.
Schtrappe's corner calls for a 1-2. Schtrappe obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Schtrappe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zoolander uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schtrappe.
Zoolander lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schtrappe throws a shot from downtown. Zoolander moves away and avoids it.
An attempted straight right counter from Zoolander misses the target.
Schtrappe on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoolander. Zoolander obviously looking to wear him down.
Schtrappe has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Zoolander finds it's way round the side to connect with Schtrappe's head.
It looks like Zoolander has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Zoolander checks a low kick from Schtrappe.
Zoolander fires out a quick counter leg kick but Schtrappe just manages to avoid it.
Zoolander throws the left hand but Schtrappe avoids the punch easily.
Schtrappe looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Schtrappe throws a leg kick
and Zoolander counters with a one-two to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Derek Zoolander dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Schtrappe connects with a leg kick. Zoolander looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zoolander tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Schtrappe is looking to land body kicks.
Zoolander is looking to counter punch.
Zoolander throws a jab when Schtrappe was well out of range.
Zoolander checks the leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schtrappe. Zoolander does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schtrappe throws a hook to the side of Zoolander's head but Zoolander sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zoolander ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schtrappe moves away.
Zoolander throws a body punch but Schtrappe moves out of range.
Zoolander moves out of range of the strikes.
Zoolander goes for a double leg but Schtrappe avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Schtrappe continues to drive forward.
Derek Zoolander is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A cross from Zoolander lands.
Zoolander fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schtrappe manages to avoid it.
Zoolander scores with a shot to the body.
Zoolander avoids the head kick by Schtrappe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schtrappe connects with a solid leg kick.
Zoolander fails with a takedown attempt.
Zoolander swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Schtrappe misses with a series of wild punches.
Schtrappe with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Zoolander to score with a decent uppercut.
Zoolander fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Derek Zoolander. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zoolander tries to land a front kick but Schtrappe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Zoolander fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Zoolander throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Schtrappe looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Zoolander swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Schtrappe misses with a wild combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander throws a jab but it's blocked by Schtrappe.
Schtrappe looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Schtrappe ducks under a wild hook from Zoolander.
Schtrappe throws a nice head kick!
Zoolander throws a nice looking combination but Schtrappe bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schtrappe looks to throw the jab but Zoolander is out of range.
Schtrappe tries to work over Zoolander's front leg with a kick but Zoolander checks it.
Schtrappe throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Zoolander feinted with a counter takedown.
Zoolander attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Schtrappe misses with a body kick.
Bach Schtrappe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Schtrappe - that will leave a mark!
Schtrappe tries to score with a low kick but Zoolander moves his leg out of the way.
Schtrappe checks a leg kick.
A combination from Zoolander does no damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Zoolander misses with a double jab.
Schtrappe throws a leg kick
and Zoolander counters with a nice uppercut.
Schtrappe looks to land a right hand but Zoolander moved out of range.
Schtrappe throws a head kick that misses.
Zoolander feints and then cracks Schtrappe's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Schtrappe down.
Zoolander slips under a jab.
It looked like Zoolander was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Zoolander misses the shot to the body.
Zoolander looks for a takedown but Schtrappe sprawls well.
Schtrappe misses with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Schtrappe.
Jab by Schtrappe.
Schtrappe throws a leg kick but Zoolander moved away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander just misses with a punch to the body.
Zoolander misses the shot to the body.
Zoolander connects with a leg kick. Schtrappe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Schtrappe takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoolander connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Schtrappe's hands.
Zoolander tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Schtrappe throws a chopping leg kick but Zoolander manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Schtrappe throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Zoolander on the side of the head.
Schtrappe scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Zoolander doesn't seem bothered though.
Schtrappe lands a really nice looking cross but Zoolander seems unphased.
A shot to the liver by Zoolander. Beautiful body shot.
Zoolander takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Schtrappe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zoolander scores with a takedown into Schtrappe's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Bach Schtrappe will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Schtrappe takes a jab right on the kisser.
Zoolander connects with a looping right hand.
Zoolander lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Schtrappe at a distance.
Zoolander throws a hook to the side of Schtrappe's head but Schtrappe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Schtrappe scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zoolander in his tracks.
Zoolander ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Schtrappe throws a head kick but Zoolander moves out of range.
Zoolander attempts a counter takedown but Schtrappe avoids it well and moves away.
Zoolander misses with a two punch combination.
Schtrappe throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoolander.
Zoolander avoids a punch combination nicely.
Schtrappe throws a head kick that misses
and Zoolander connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schtrappe with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Zoolander to score with a decent uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Schtrappe lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Schtrappe tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zoolander ducks under a wild hook from Schtrappe.
Zoolander tried to counter with a leg kick but Schtrappe avoided it.
Schtrappe misses with a low kick.
Zoolander jabbing away but nothing is landing.
No luck for Zoolander with that takedown attempt.
Zoolander throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Schtrappe checks a leg kick.
Zoolander throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Schtrappe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Schtrappe scores with a jab to the jaw.
Zoolander tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Schtrappe is able to avoid easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schtrappe looks to land a body kick but Zoolander moved away.
Schtrappe displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Zoolander.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A swing and a miss from Schtrappe.
Schtrappe fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zoolander throws a hook but Schtrappe avoids it easily.
Zoolander shoots in for a takedown but Schtrappe shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Derek Zoolander. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schtrappe throws an off balance right hand
and Zoolander counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A leg kick checked by Zoolander.
Zoolander feints a jab promting Schtrappe to slip. Zoolander then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Schtrappe slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Schtrappe lands a big head kick that sends Zoolander tumbling to the mat! Schtrappe takes a step backwards and waves Zoolander back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Zoolander is rocked!
Zoolander lands a nice looking body kick.
Oh Zoolander is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schtrappe's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Zoolander moves out of range as Schtrappe strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schtrappe avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zoolander feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Schtrappe's calf.
Zoolander scores with a jab.
Zoolander swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zoolander seems to have got his legs back now.
Schtrappe walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Zoolander checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Zoolander blocks a head kick by Schtrappe.
Zoolander waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schtrappe.
Zoolander throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Schtrappe on the side of the head.
Schtrappe tries to sprawl but Zoolander drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Schtrappe works his way to full guard. Good work.
Schtrappe escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Zoolander gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Schtrappe is looking for a triangle but Zoolander pushes his legs off easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Schtrappe had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Zoolander defends it easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schtrappe wants to sweep but no luck.
Zoolander with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Derek Zoolander.
I think Zoolander has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:28
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Derek Zoolander!
Derek Zoolander took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Just Fight (Everything 8$) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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