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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nyffe Pehmytkudos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Tanner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pehmytkudos comes into the arena with Culture Club - Do You Really Want To Hurt Me blaring out of the sound system. Tanner has chosen Mr. Tanner as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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154 lbs
25 - 13 - 0 |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nyffe Pehmytkudos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Tanner!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy body kick from Tanner
and Pehmytkudos decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Tanner's guard.
Tanner has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Pehmytkudos has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Tanner lands an elbow just above Pehmytkudos 's eye.
Tanner misses with an elbow strike.
Pehmytkudos breaks from the clinch.
Pehmytkudos avoids the head kick by Tanner.
Pehmytkudos swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tanner throws a hook but Pehmytkudos avoids it easily.
It looked like Pehmytkudos wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tanner throws a series of punches but Pehmytkudos avoids them all with ease.
Tanner scores with a spinning back kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tanner instigates a clinch.
Tanner is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Pehmytkudos tries to pull guard but Tanner holds him up against the cage and eventually Pehmytkudos drops back down to his feet.
Pehmytkudos blocks an elbow strike from Tanner.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tanner gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Tanner gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tanner obliges.
Pehmytkudos can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nyffe Pehmytkudos. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tanner lands a knee to the head.
Tanner throws an elbow but it misses.
Tanner unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pehmytkudos lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Tanner lands a shot to the body.
Tanner scores a nice knee to the body.
Tanner looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Pehmytkudos avoids a wild elbow strike from Tanner.
Pehmytkudos wants a takedown but no success here.
Pehmytkudos blocks the elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Tanner.
Tanner looking to throw knees to the head but Pehmytkudos is blocking nicely.
Tanner is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tanner is fighting off a takedown attempt but Pehmytkudos is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Tanner to the mat. Tanner regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Pehmytkudos looking to sit in guard and control but Tanner gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pehmytkudos is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pehmytkudos has a closed guard, preventing Tanner from standing up.
Pehmytkudos has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Pehmytkudos is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tanner has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Pehmytkudos is proving hard to escape from.
Tanner gets to his feet. Pehmytkudos looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Tanner connects with a single shot there.
Tanner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tanner looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tanner fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Tanner clobbers Pehmytkudos with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Tanner misses with a kick to the body
and Pehmytkudos counters with a stiff right hand.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Tanner.
A slow jab from Tanner misses its intended target.
Tanner closes the distance and clinches.
Pehmytkudos tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pehmytkudos takes a knee to the side of the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short body shot lands from Tanner as the two fighters clinch.
Tanner misses with a knee to the head.
Pehmytkudos takes an elbow to the forehead.
Tanner throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Pehmytkudos drags the fight down to the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Tanner dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Tanner throws a head kick that Pehmytkudos semi-blocks.
Pehmytkudos takes one to the side of the head.
Tanner scores with a head kick.
Tanner misses with a body shot.
Pehmytkudos feinted with a counter takedown.
Nice cross by Tanner.
Pehmytkudos is rocked!
Tanner feints a jab and as Pehmytkudos dips his head, Tanner unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Pehmytkudos right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Pehmytkudos falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Tanner smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dick Tanner!
In his post fight interview, Dick Tanner started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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hype
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