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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and DeAngelo Kenner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kenner has chosen ''Death Wish'' by Jadakiss feat. Lil Wayne as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!
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241 lbs
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272 lbs
28 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
38 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, DeAngelo Kenner!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kenner on the side of the head.
It looks like DeAngelo Kenner has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kenner ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dos Equis Guy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dos Equis Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Kenner's shoulder, as Kenner tries to avoid the shot.
Dos Equis Guy moves into the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Dos Equis Guy has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Kenner stalling.
Kenner slows down the pace here.
Kenner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy presses Kenner against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy misses with some punches.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dos Equis Guy being controlled against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Still in the clinch, Kenner scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kenner lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dos Equis Guy backwards.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kenner is defending well for now.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy gets through Kenner's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Kenner's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kenner swings wildly with an uppercut but Dos Equis Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Kenner.
A short right from Kenner on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Kenner.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
A right hook to the body lands for Dos Equis Guy.
Kenner can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dos Equis Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kenner lands a hook that snaps the head of Dos Equis Guy backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Kenner blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kenner working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand.
Kenner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dos Equis Guy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kenner misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kenner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dos Equis Guy as Kenner tries to tie him up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dos Equis Guy.
Kenner lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dos Equis Guy backwards.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kenner tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand.
Dos Equis Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kenner.
A head punch on the inside from Dos Equis Guy fails to land.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
Kenner drags the fight down to the ground.
Dos Equis Guy wanted to stand there but Kenner had control of the position.
Kenner working for a triangle but Dos Equis Guy defends it easily.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to stand up but Kenner won't let him.
Dos Equis Guy stands up from Kenner's guard - Dos Equis Guy perhaps looking for a knockout.
Dos Equis Guy scores with the left hand. Kenner knows he should have avoided that one.
Kenner with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a double jab.
Kenner is looking for the big counter here.
Kenner moves into range and connects with a jab.
A slow jab from Dos Equis Guy misses its intended target.
Dos Equis Guy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kenner's head backwards.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook but Kenner avoids it easily.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kenner manages to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Dos Equis Guy misses the target.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dos Equis Guy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch but Kenner is having none of it.
Dos Equis Guy changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an uppercut.
Kenner looks to land a body kick but Dos Equis Guy moved away.
Dos Equis Guy swings for the body but Kenner moves out of range.
Kenner appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Kenner shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dos Equis Guy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kenner.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Decent striking displayed by Dos Equis Guy there.
Dos Equis Guy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on DeAngelo Kenner's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Kenner lands with a cross.
Kenner uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
Kenner throws a sloppy head kick and Dos Equis Guy moves out of range easily.
Kenner looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kenner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dos Equis Guy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kenner cracks a nice hook into Dos Equis Guy's ribs.
Kenner avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dos Equis Guy tried to score with a low kick but Kenner checks it.
Kenner changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a loose jab but Kenner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a straight left.
Kenner scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dos Equis Guy in his tracks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dos Equis Guy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Kenner misses.
Kenner steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy jabs Kenner right on the nose. Kenner blinks but takes it well.
A slow jab from Dos Equis Guy misses its intended target.
Kenner is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Dos Equis Guy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kenner can do to turn this around?
Kenner looks to throw the jab but Dos Equis Guy is out of range.
Dos Equis Guy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kenner moves away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The Dos Equis Guy is winning the standup battle so far.
Kenner rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kenner throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dos Equis Guy's waist but Dos Equis Guy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Kenner off to one side.
Dos Equis Guy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy swings for the body but Kenner moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kenner looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Kenner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from Kenner.
Kenner scores with a push kick.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dos Equis Guy here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Kenner will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kenner walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dos Equis Guy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A little feinted left hand from Dos Equis Guy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a left hand but Kenner moved out of range nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick but Kenner moved away.
Kenner swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kenner replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Dos Equis Guy blocks it well.
Kenner will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The Dos Equis Guy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of DeAngelo Kenner.
Kenner motions for Dos Equis Guy to come forward. Kenner throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
An attempted straight right counter from Dos Equis Guy misses the target.
Dos Equis Guy lands a front kick.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kenner is breathing heavily.
Good shot there by Dos Equis Guy.
Kenner throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dos Equis Guy lands with an overhand left.
Dos Equis Guy with a jab.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dos Equis Guy, right into the meat.
A jab lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Kenner displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a right hand. Kenner shakes it off.
Kenner lands a really nice looking cross but Dos Equis Guy seems unphased.
Kenner misses with an uppercut. Dos Equis Guy saw that one coming.
Kenner lands with a good body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws an overhand right that lands on Kenner's shoulder, as Kenner tries to avoid the shot.
Kenner walks into a left hand.
Dos Equis Guy throws a big shot that misses.
Kenner takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab when Kenner was well out of range.
Kenner shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dos Equis Guy pinned against the cage. Dos Equis Guy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kenner's head backwards.
Kenner tests Dos Equis Guy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dos Equis Guy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kenner's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dos Equis Guy under the eye.
Kenner misses with a low kick.
It looked like Dos Equis Guy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Dos Equis Guy as he checks the leg kick.
It looked like Dos Equis Guy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kenner throws a jab when Dos Equis Guy was well out of range.
Kenner has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses the jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dos Equis Guy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kenner moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kenner blocks a jab.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick.
Kenner throws a hook but Dos Equis Guy avoids it easily.
Kenner uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with an uppercut. Kenner saw that one coming.
A jab from Dos Equis Guy finds it's way through Kenner's defenses.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a head kick by Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Dos Equis Guy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kenner misses with a body shot
letting Dos Equis Guy counter with a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dos Equis Guy lands a head shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Dos Equis Guy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on DeAngelo Kenner's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kenner stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Kenner with an open hand slap.
Dos Equis Guy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Kenner counters with a straight right hand.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a right hand but Kenner moved out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws the kick towards the body but Kenner avoids it.
A cross from Dos Equis Guy lands.
Kenner is rocked!
Kenner misses with an uppercut.
Kenner looks to land a body kick but Dos Equis Guy moved away.
It looked like Dos Equis Guy was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shot to the body.
Kenner takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kenner lands with a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kenner feints a counter leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy gets caught napping as Kenner dives in and scores a takedown. Dos Equis Guy manages to retain guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kenner is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kenner postures up.
Kenner being controlled here momentarily.
Kenner controlling from the top position.
Kenner pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dos Equis Guy is keeping the position for now.
Dos Equis Guy being controlled here, momentarily.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Dos Equis Guy looking for a sweep. Not yet Dos Equis Guy, not yet.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a single shot there.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dos Equis Guy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a left hand but Kenner moved out of range nicely.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping left.
Kenner throws a nice looking combination but Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
It looked like Dos Equis Guy was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Kenner throws a jab but it's blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy just misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kenner throws a jab but it's blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping right.
A countering left hand to the body from Kenner misses.
Kenner moves away from the strike by Dos Equis Guy.
Kenner has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Kenner does no damage.
Kenner throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy avoids the body shot from Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kenner tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dos Equis Guy is able to avoid easily.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a sloppy right hand. Kenner should have avoided that one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Kenner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kenner has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dos Equis Guy finds it's way round the side to connect with Kenner's head.
Kenner connects with a solid leg kick.
Kenner displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Kenner is just out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the side of Kenner's head but Kenner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dos Equis Guy looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice right hand.
Kenner shoots in but Dos Equis Guy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dos Equis Guy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a knee to the head.
Kenner takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dos Equis Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Kenner.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
Kenner is still on wobbly legs! Can Dos Equis Guy finish him?
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kenner seems to have recovered his senses.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Kenner.
Kenner lands a hook that snaps the head of Dos Equis Guy backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kenner backwards.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Kenner throws a head punch that misses.
DeAngelo Kenner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dos Equis Guy blocks an uppercut.
And that's the end of the fight!
The Dos Equis Guy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dos Equis Guy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Convicted Trap House, into his post fight interview.
The defeated DeAngelo Kenner had this to say: 'Much respect. Great fight.'.
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