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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between General Warpig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Crunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Warpig kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Warpigs. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



182 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0
185 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Cuts easily
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed


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Vikai Gear Island


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, General Warpig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Captain Crunch!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Peter Branson and Santiago Holmes.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Warpig chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crunch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crunch digs a good hook to Warpig's body.
Crunch misses with a hook
and Warpig counters with a left to the body.
Crunch lands a really nice looking cross but Warpig seems unphased.
Warpig fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Crunch looks to land a right hand but Warpig moved out of range.
Crunch misses with a looping left.
Crunch avoids the body shot from Warpig.
Crunch misses with a body shot.
Warpig scores with a jab to the jaw.
Crunch scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Warpig doesn't seem bothered though.
Crunch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crunch walks into a jab.
Crunch has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Warpig.
Warpig scores with a jab to the jaw.
Crunch throws a hook to the side of Warpig's head but Warpig sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Crunch throws a body shot but no joy.
Crunch misses with an uppercut.
Warpig keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch works Warpig's body with a nice hook.
Warpig moves out of range of the strikes.
Warpig blocks a jab.
Crunch takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Crunch comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A lazy left from Crunch finds it's target.
Warpig avoids the body shot from Crunch.
Crunch misses with a looping right.
A shot to the liver by Crunch. Beautiful body shot.
Warpig connects with a nice looking jab.
Warpig takes one on the button.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Warpig. Crunch shrugs it off though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crunch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Warpig loads up on a big right hand but Crunch slips the punch.
Warpig tests Crunch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jab by Crunch.
Warpig throws a body shot but no joy.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warpig throws a nice looking combination but Crunch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Warpig moves away from the strike by Crunch.
Warpig thows a body kick. Crunch tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Crunch on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Nice uppercut there from Warpig.
Crunch wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Warpig swings for the body but Crunch moves out of range.
Warpig ducks under a wild hook from Crunch.
Warpig misses with a looping left.
Jab, jab by Crunch - just one landing.
Warpig just misses with a punch to the body.
Warpig fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Crunch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Crunch throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Warpig moves out of range as Crunch strikes.
Warpig cracks the inside of Crunch's front leg.
Warpig takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Crunch.
Warpig walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Crunch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Warpig was well out of range. Poor timing from Crunch.
Crunch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Warpig steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crunch.
Warpig throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Crunch has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Warpig.
Crunch connects with a body shot.
Crunch ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Warpig connects with a jab.
Crunch throws a looping overhand right but Warpig ducks down to avoid it.
Crunch throws a lazy right hand but Warpig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Crunch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crunch connects with a body shot that sends Warpig's belly button to the back.
Warpig swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crunch throws a lazy right hand but Warpig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crunch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Crunch misses with a jab, cross combination.
Warpig throws a front kick that sends Crunch stumbling back into the cage.
Crunch looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Warpig looks to land a combination but Crunch avoids it well.
Warpig misses with the combination.
Warpig slips a straight right by Crunch.
Warpig cracks the inside of Crunch's front leg.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Warpig.
Crunch is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Warpig with a body shot.
Warpig steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crunch.
Crunch on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Crunch swings for the body but Warpig moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Crunch just misses with a punch to the body.
Crunch throws an overhand right that lands on Warpig's shoulder, as Warpig tries to avoid the shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Warpig.
Warpig is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Crunch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crunch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Captain Crunch will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Crunch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Warpig stalks Crunch and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Crunch's face. Crunch staggers backwards, shaken.
Warpig connects with a solid leg kick.
Crunch works Warpig's body with a nice hook.
Warpig throws a body punch but Crunch moves out of range.
Crunch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Warpig slips a straight right by Crunch.
Crunch swings for the body but Warpig moves out of range.
Nice body kick there by Warpig.
Crunch lands with a shot to the body.
Warpig misses with an uppercut.
Crunch fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Warpig throws a body shot but no joy.
Crunch swings for the body but Warpig moves out of range.
Warpig needs to keep his hands up - Crunch had a free shot at his head there.
Crunch missing with a left hand there. Warpig was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crunch throws a shot from downtown. Warpig moves away and avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Warpig misses with an uppercut
and Crunch counters with a stiff right hand.
Warpig scores with a decent looking hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crunch. Warpig does a little dance to reset his feet.
Warpig looks to land a body kick but Crunch moved away.
Crunch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Warpig.
Warpig keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Warpig.
A nice leg kick lands there from Warpig.
Warpig uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crunch.
Crunch misses with a body shot.
Crunch misses with a lunging right hand
and Warpig counters with a left and a right that stings Crunch.
Crunch takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Crunch just misses with a punch to the body.
Crunch thuds a left hand into Warpig's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crunch throws a jab but it's blocked by Warpig.
A shot to the body from Crunch misses
and Warpig finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Crunch punishes Warpig's body with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crunch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Crunch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice defenses there by Crunch.
A countering left hand to the body from Crunch misses.
Warpig just misses with a punch to the body.
Crunch throws out a counter right but Warpig avoids it with no problem.
Crunch stuns Warpig with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Crunch moves out of range as Warpig throws a body kick.
Warpig fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Crunch has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Warpig keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crunch.
And Warpig counters with a quick kick to the body but Crunch blocks it.
Crunch scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Warpig lands a nice looking body shot.
Crunch has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Warpig.
Warpig lands with a nice body punch.
Crunch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Warpig manages to avoid it.
Warpig was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Crunch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The fighters circling - Crunch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Warpig misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Crunch counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Warpig.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Warpig fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Crunch on the side of the head.
Crunch scores with a nice head shot.
Crunch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Warpig was well out of range. Poor timing from Crunch.
A thudding body kick lands there by Warpig!
Captain Crunch seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Crunch misses with an uppercut.
A slow jab from Crunch misses its intended target.
Warpig scores with the left hand. Crunch knows he should have avoided that one.
Crunch throws a body punch but Warpig moves out of range.
Crunch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Warpig.
Crunch drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Warpig avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice body kick from Warpig.
Crunch is breathing heavily.
Crunch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Warpig was well out of range. Poor timing from Crunch.
Warpig misses with a lunging right hand
and Crunch counters with a nice body shot.
Crunch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Warpig cracks the inside of Crunch's front leg.
Crunch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Warpig sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Warpig throws a body punch but Crunch moves out of range.
Crunch misses with a looping left.
Warpig moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Crunch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Warpig sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Warpig lands with a thumping leg kick.
Crunch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Warpig.
Crunch's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Warpig feints and then cracks Crunch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crunch down.
Warpig lands a slapping body shot.
Warpig throws an overhand right that lands on Crunch's shoulder, as Crunch tries to avoid the shot.
Crunch steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Warpig. That one must have hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Warpig connects with an inside leg kick.
Warpig pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crunch scores with a crisp jab that stopped Warpig in his tracks.
Warpig jabs Crunch to the body, keeping him at a distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that General Warpig will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!


Crunch misses with a body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Crunch darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Warpig connects with a single shot there.
Warpig uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crunch.
Warpig chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crunch. Warpig does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crunch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Warpig looks for the body kick but Crunch saw that one coming.
Crunch takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Warpig throws a half hearted mid kick.
Warpig lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Warpig misses the jab.
Warpig connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Crunch avoids a kick to the body.
Crunch misses the shot to the body.
Crunch takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Warpig swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crunch ducks right into an uppercut from Warpig.
Crunch throws a jab but it's blocked by Warpig.
Crunch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crunch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Warpig sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Warpig throws a nice looking combination but Crunch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Warpig, as that shot connected.
Good standup being displayed there by Crunch as he connects with a hook.
Warpig misses with an attempted mid kick.
Crunch moves out of range of the body kick.
Crunch throws a body shot but no joy.
Warpig lets loose with a powerful body kick. Crunch will feel that in the morning.
Crunch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Warpig fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Crunch on the side of the head.
Warpig throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Warpig is looking to land body kicks.
Crunch swings for the body but Warpig moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Warpig lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crunch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good exchange - Crunch coming out on top.
A jab from Warpig misses.
Crunch misses the shot to the body.
Warpig was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Crunch throws a jab when Warpig was well out of range.
Warpig misses the body punch
and Warpig takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.


Warpig is rocked!
Warpig takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Oh Warpig is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Crunch on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Warpig doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Crunch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Warpig seems to have got his legs back now.
Crunch swings for the body but Warpig moves out of range.
Warpig keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crunch throws the left hand but Warpig avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Warpig was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Crunch.
Crunch throws a predictable looking body shot
and Warpig counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Warpig lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Crunch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crunch defending well as Warpig loads up on a big left hand.
Crunch misses with a jab to the body
letting Warpig counter with a right hand.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Warpig.
Crunch is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Warpig rather than just go for the knockout.
Crunch throws an overhand right that lands on Warpig's shoulder, as Warpig tries to avoid the shot.
Warpig uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crunch.
Crunch misses with a shot to the body
and Warpig counters with a body kick that stops Crunch in his tracks momentarily.
Crunch takes a swing at Warpig's ribcage but misses.
Warpig lands a glancing blow to the side of Crunch's head.
Warpig moves out of range as Crunch strikes.
Warpig appears to be looking for a big counter.
Warpig throws a nice looking combination but Crunch bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Crunch throws a sloppy body shot
and Warpig counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sloppy strikes from Warpig. Those never looked like landing.
Crunch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crunch moves out of range as Warpig throws a body kick.
Warpig cracks Crunch with an open hand slap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crunch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Warpig.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crunch digs a good body shot into Warpig's ribs.
Warpig misses with a body shot.
Crunch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Warpig misses with a straight right.
Crunch let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Warpig scores with a nice body kick.
Crunch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Warpig moves away.
Crunch has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Crunch throws a lazy right hand but Warpig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Crunch ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Good standup being displayed there by Crunch as he connects with a hook.
Crunch feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Warpigs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Crunch throws a jab when Warpig was well out of range.
Warpig looks to land a left hand but Crunch moved out of range nicely.
Warpig loads up on a big right hand but Crunch slips the punch.
Good exchange - Crunch coming out on top.

And that's the end of the fight!
General Warpig showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Warpig has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... General Warpig!

A relieved looking General Warpig thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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G S C
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
A | B
mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
86%
 
 
 
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