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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bernhard Langer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zlatan Spazstor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Langer comes into the arena with Jeezy f. Rocko and 2 Chainz - Benihana blaring out of the sound system. Spazstor is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by 2Pac feat. T.I. - Changed Man (Jazze Pha Remix). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bernhard Langer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zlatan Spazstor!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spazstor dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Spazstor throws a hook to the side of Langer's head but Langer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Langer throwing a counter right hand but Spazstor manages to avoid it.
Spazstor misses with a hook to the body
enabling Langer to counter with a crisp jab.
Spazstor defending well as Langer loads up on a big left hand.
Langer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spazstor.
Langer appears to be looking for a big counter.
Spazstor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Langer was well out of range. Poor timing from Spazstor.
A slow jab from Langer misses its intended target.
Spazstor feints a counter leg kick.
Spazstor takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice straight punches there by Langer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Langer.
Langer lands an overhand right.
Langer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Langer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spazstor throws out the jab.
Spazstor thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spazstor just misses with a punch to the body.
Langer lands a high kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Langer has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spazstor.
Spazstor throws a leg kick but Langer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Langer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
Langer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nice jab there from Langer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Langer lands a nice looking body shot.
Zlatan Spazstor is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spazstor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Langer throws out the jab.
Spazstor throws out a counter right but Langer avoids it with no problem.
Spazstor swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spazstor tries to move into range but Langer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Langer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Langer there as he acknowledges the shot.
Spazstor avoids the head kick by Langer.
Spazstor tries to land a leg kick but Langer saw it coming and moves away.
Spazstor lands a leg kick that knocks Langer off balance momentarily.
Langer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Langer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
The crowd cheers as Langer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Spazstor doesn't seem phased though.
Langer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spazstor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Langer tries to score with a low kick but Spazstor moves his leg out of the way.
Langer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Spazstor checks it well.
Langer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Langer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Spazstor takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Langer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Spazstor has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Langer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Langer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Spazstor slips under a jab.
Spazstor slips under a jab.
Langer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Spazstor.
No luck for Langer with that takedown attempt.
Spazstor throws a leg kick but Langer moved away.
Langer slips a jab from Spazstor.
Spazstor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Langer fails with a takedown attempt.
Spazstor's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Spazstor's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Spazstor moves out of range as Langer strikes.
Langer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Langer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Langer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Langer missing with a left hand there. Spazstor was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Langer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Spazstor thows a leg kick but Langer checks it
and Langer counters with a stiff right hand.
Spazstor lands with a good body shot.
Spazstor tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Langer lands a head shot.
Langer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spazstor is able to avoid easily.
Langer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Langer looks to score with a jab to the body but Spazstor is just out of range.
A big left from Langer misses.
Spazstor misses with a wild body shot.
A cross from Langer lands.
Langer throws a low kick but Spazstor avoids it.
Langer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Spazstor tries to avoid it but Langer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Spazstor to the ground. Spazstor escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bernhard Langer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spazstor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Langer misses with a hook. Spazstor ducked under it nicely.
Langer tries to land a front kick but Spazstor steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Langer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Langer misses the target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A swing and a miss from Spazstor.
Spazstor lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice inside leg kick there by Langer. That's going to slow Spazstor down.
Langer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bernhard Langer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spazstor slips a jab and a cross from Langer.
Spazstor buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Spazstor lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Langer misses with a straight left.
Langer is looking to land body kicks.
Langer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Spazstor takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Spazstor checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Langer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spazstor moves away.
Spazstor feints a counter leg kick.
Spazstor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Langer moves away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Langer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bernhard Langer dominated that round.
That's time! Langer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Spazstor connects with a leg kick. Langer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Langer scores with the left hand. Spazstor knows he should have avoided that one.
Spazstor displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Langer throws out the jab.
Spazstor is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Spazstor throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Langer throws a big shot that misses.
Spazstor looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Spazstor throws a looping overhand right but Langer ducks down to avoid it.
Spazstor uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Langer.
A telegraphed right hand from Spazstor misses the target.
Langer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
A good leg kick by Spazstor.
Langer works Spazstor's body with a nice hook.
Spazstor throws a predictable looking body shot
and Langer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Langer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Spazstor checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A little jabbing left from Spazstor on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Langer misses with a leg kick.
Spazstor looks to score with a jab to the body but Langer is just out of range.
A swing and a miss from Langer.
Spazstor swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor lands with an overhand left.
Bernhard Langer is winning the standup battle so far.
Spazstor takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Spazstor might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Langer has got the better of the exchanges.
Nice shot lands for Langer.
Langer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
An attempted straight right counter from Langer misses the target.
Langer looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Langer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Spazstor. Spazstor obviously looking to wear him down.
Good work by Spazstor as he checks the leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Spazstor as he connects with a hook.
Langer feints and then cracks Spazstor's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Spazstor down.
Spazstor is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Langer rather than just go for the knockout.
Spazstor will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Spazstor throws a low kick but Langer moves out of range easily.
Langer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Langer lands a glancing blow to the side of Spazstor's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor tests Langer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Langer throws a jab when Spazstor was well out of range.
Spazstor throws a leg kick that misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Langer as he connects with a hook.
Spazstor throws a leg kick which misses Langer's front leg but catches the back leg as Langer tries to avoid it.
Spazstor lands a slapping body shot.
Langer scores with a hook to the body. Spazstor takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Langer misses with a head kick.
Langer lands with a nice body punch.
Langer misses the shot to the body.
Langer connects with a crisp jab.
Spazstor fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Spazstor takes a jab right on the kisser.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spazstor.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spazstor. Langer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Langer lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Spazstor throws a jab when Langer was well out of range.
Spazstor motions for Langer to come forward. Spazstor throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Langer, as that shot connected.
Langer scores with the left hand. Spazstor knows he should have avoided that one.
Langer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Langer blocks a leg kick.
As Spazstor looks to move away, Langer throws a big counter combo bu Spazstor just gets out of the way.
Spazstor throws a series of strikes that have Langer backpedaling.
Spazstor looks to land a combination but Langer avoids it well.
Spazstor has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Spazstor just misses with a punch to the body.
Langer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spazstor.
Spazstor throws out a loose jab but Langer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Some bone on bone action there as Langer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Langer lands with a right hand.
Spazstor does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spazstor gets caught flat footed, as Langer shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Langer throws a strike but Spazstor rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Spazstor stays in close to Langer's body and controls the position.
Spazstor trying to control but Langer is working from the bottom.
Langer controls Spazstor momentarily but Spazstor frees himself.
Spazstor seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Bernhard Langer will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Langer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
The crowd cheers as Langer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Spazstor doesn't seem phased though.
Langer throws a series of punches but Spazstor avoids them all with ease.
Spazstor misses with a looping left.
Langer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Spazstor lands with a good body shot.
Langer throws a leg kick but Spazstor sees it coming and moves out of range.
Langer throws a leg kick but Spazstor checks it.
Spazstor feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Langers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Langer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Langer misses with a kick to the body.
Langer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Spazstor lands a nice leg kick that just misses Langer's sensitive parts.
Langer loads up on a big right hand but Spazstor slips the punch.
Langer checks a low kick from Spazstor.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Langer checks a leg kick.
Langer fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spazstor.
Spazstor misses with a looping right.
Langer cracks Spazstor with an open hand slap.
Langer misses with a hook. Spazstor ducked under it nicely.
Spazstor lands a brutal head kick. Langer looks out on his feet and Spazstor throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Zlatan Spazstor!
After winning the bout, Zlatan Spazstor thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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