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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lars Paulsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paulsson has chosen Soldaat van Oranje Theme as his entrance music. The key to victory for Mary Jane Rottencrotch has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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Good wrestling
Excellent MT
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lars Paulsson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paulsson manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Rottencrotch on his heels. He'll look to pass Rottencrotch's guard now, I'm sure.
Paulsson drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Paulsson jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Paulsson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Paulsson looking to pass the guard.
Rottencrotch is pulling down on Paulsson's head to control his posture.
Paulsson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Paulsson wants to control from the top but Rottencrotch keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Rottencrotch will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Paulsson is looking to work some ground and pound but Rottencrotch has wrist control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paulsson is pushing down on Rottencrotch's leg trying to pass to half guard. Rottencrotch is fighting to maintain full guard but Paulsson has managed to sneak the leg through.
Paulsson is trying to work for a kimura but Rottencrotch is defending well.
Rottencrotch is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Paulsson's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Paulsson's back!
Rottencrotch avoiding Paulsson 's attempts to control his hands.
Rottencrotch is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Paulsson is really stuck here.
Rottencrotch is trying to stick to Paulsson's back but Paulsson is turning into Rottencrotch. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Rottencrotch's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Paulsson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch managing to control the position.
Paulsson's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Rottencrotch manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Paulsson manages to get himself to full guard.
Rottencrotch wants to stand but Paulsson has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Paulsson is trying to control the position but Rottencrotch postures up.
Rottencrotch's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Paulsson looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Rottencrotch puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Paulsson wants to sweep but Rottencrotch has passed to side control!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paulsson is trying to improve his position.
Paulsson is trying to work for a sweep but Rottencrotch has mounted him!
Rottencrotch controlling the position easily from mount.
Paulsson working to try and regain half guard.
Rottencrotch avoids the attempt from Paulsson to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Rottencrotch controlling the pace for now.
Paulsson working to try and regain half guard.
Rottencrotch wants to control the action but instead Paulsson gets a body lock and reverses into Rottencrotch's guard! Nice work!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Paulsson's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rottencrotch is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Paulsson throws a big right hand that misses.
Paulsson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rottencrotch is keeping the position for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Lars Paulsson will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Paulsson shoots in and drives through. Rottencrotch sprawls well.
Rottencrotch looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Rottencrotch throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Paulsson shoots in but no luck this time.
Paulsson shoots for a double leg takedown but Rottencrotch sprawls well. He's pushed Paulsson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lars Paulsson.
Rottencrotch throws a body punch but Paulsson moves out of range.
Paulsson closes the distance and clinches up with Rottencrotch, looking for a takedown. Paulsson pushes Rottencrotch against the cage but Rottencrotch circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Paulsson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Rottencrotch defends it nicely.
Rottencrotch lands a nice shot that snaps Paulsson's head back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Paulsson's elbow.
Rottencrotch prevents a takedown attempt there.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Paulsson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Paulsson tries to score a body lock takedown but Rottencrotch shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Rottencrotch lands with a light punch inside.
Paulsson is trying to pull guard but Rottencrotch turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Paulsson is looking to take this one to the mat.
Paulsson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Paulsson.
Paulsson tries for a takedown but Rottencrotch manages to get underhooks.
Rottencrotch struggles to land a body shot inside as Paulsson controls his hands.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Paulsson controls the action.
Rottencrotch wants to stall.
Rottencrotch using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Paulsson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Paulsson jumps guard but Rottencrotch turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Paulsson backwards.
Paulsson changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Rottencrotch fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Paulsson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've been told by Rottencrotch's head coaches at Hey Steves Fight Shack that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Paulsson shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Paulsson was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rottencrotch holds on to Paulsson's head and controls the position momentarily.
Paulsson trying to control the position but Rottencrotch is working away.
Rottencrotch is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Rottencrotch manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Rottencrotch is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Paulsson can do to turn this around?
Rottencrotch decides to stand and escape the position.
Paulsson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paulsson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rottencrotch can pounce on him.
Paulsson fails with the takedown
and Rottencrotch counters with a body kick that stops Paulsson in his tracks momentarily.
Rottencrotch takes the fight into the clinch.
Paulsson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Rottencrotch just stands there and leans against the cage.
Rottencrotch lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Good body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch stops a takedown attempt from Paulsson.
Paulsson blocks an uppercut.
Rottencrotch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rottencrotch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Paulsson blocks it with crossed arms.
A right handed body shot lands from Rottencrotch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch tries a body shot but Paulsson blocks it.
Rottencrotch tries to work over Paulsson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Paulsson jumps guard.
Rottencrotch slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Rottencrotch staying calm.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rottencrotch continues to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Rottencrotch lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Paulsson shoots in but Rottencrotch avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Lars Paulsson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Paulsson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Rottencrotch pinned against the cage. Rottencrotch gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Rottencrotch looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Paulsson shoots for a double leg takedown but Rottencrotch sprawls well. He's pushed Paulsson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lars Paulsson.
Rottencrotch fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rottencrotch scores with a crisp jab that stopped Paulsson in his tracks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Paulsson has a takedown stuffed.
Paulsson closes this distance looking for a takedown but Rottencrotch circles away.
Paulsson fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Rottencrotch avoids it really well and circles away.
Paulsson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right-left combo lands from Rottencrotch.
Paulsson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Rottencrotch connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Paulsson momentarily.
Rottencrotch looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Paulsson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Rottencrotch counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Paulsson is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Rottencrotch lands a nice leg kick that just misses Paulsson's sensitive parts.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Rottencrotch chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Paulsson shoots in for a takedown but Rottencrotch shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Rottencrotch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good shot there by Rottencrotch.
Paulsson shoots for a double leg takedown but Rottencrotch sprawls well. He's pushed Paulsson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Paulsson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Rottencrotch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Paulsson tries to keep at a distance but Rottencrotch has taken the fight into the clinch.
Rottencrotch prevents the takedown attempt.
Paulsson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Rottencrotch walks away with a smile on his face. Paulsson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Rottencrotch paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Rottencrotch connects with a looping right hand.
Paulsson has his takedown stuffed
and Rottencrotch counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rottencrotch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rottencrotch.
Paulsson blocking some punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paulsson looking for a takedown.
Paulsson jumps guard and drags Rottencrotch to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Our spies down at at B.P.A.: 3250+ SKILL PTS COACHES + 160Q SUPPLEMENT inform us that Paulsson has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Rottencrotch sitting in guard here, content to control.
Paulsson controls Rottencrotch momentarily but Rottencrotch frees himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rottencrotch is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Rottencrotch passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Rottencrotch is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Paulsson will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Paulsson tries to improve position but can't.
Rottencrotch working away.
Paulsson seems a little lost for a moment, as Rottencrotch dominates the positioning.
Paulsson manages to get back to half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Rottencrotch has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:26
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:26
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
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