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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dan Cloned Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Halpert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Halpert has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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200 lbs
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193 cm
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218 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dan Cloned Meat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jim Halpert!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cloned Meat misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Halpert looks gassed!
Halpert takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cloned Meat misses with a few strikes there.
Cloned Meat misses with a wild combination.
Cloned Meat throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Halpert.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Cloned Meat!
Cloned Meat swinging wilding here.
Cloned Meat tries to clinch there but Halpert circles away.
Cloned Meat misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cloned Meat connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Halpert's hands.
Cloned Meat throws a right hand that Halpert ducks under and follows up with a left that Halpert also avoids with ease.
Halpert changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Cloned Meat tries to avoid it but Halpert manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Cloned Meat to the ground. Cloned Meat escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cloned Meat lands with a nice combination. Halpert backs away looking to recover.
That has opened up Jim Halpert's cut even more.
Cloned Meat digs a good body shot into Halpert's ribs.
No joy there for Cloned Meat, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cloned Meat misses with a series of wild punches.
Cloned Meat rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Halpert moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cloned Meat misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloned Meat tries to clinch but Halpert is having none of it.
Cloned Meat stuns Halpert with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Halpert takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cloned Meat scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Cloned Meat tries to land a front kick but Halpert steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cloned Meat goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Cloned Meat tries to bum rush Halpert with a series of wild strikes but Halpert uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cloned Meat throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cloned Meat scores with a three punch combo!
Cloned Meat misses with a few strikes there.
Halpert swats away the attempt to clinch by Cloned Meat.
Cloned Meat throws a shot to the body.
Halpert tries for a takedown but Cloned Meat sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cloned Meat.
Cloned Meat fails to land with a series of punches.
Cloned Meat darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Halpert is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Cloned Meat pulls his head out easily.
Halpert wants to get back to full guard.
Halpert is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Cloned Meat decides to stand and escape the position.
Cloned Meat drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Halpert is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Cloned Meat is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Halpert is looking to improve his position but Cloned Meat isn't that keen on the idea.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Halpert is in a horrible position here. Cloned Meat smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Halpert is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cloned Meat content just to control the position here.
Cloned Meat is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Halpert has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Halpert is wriggling around trying to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dan Cloned Meat dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jim Halpert's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Cloned Meat throws a right and a left that both miss.
Halpert slips a jab and a cross from Cloned Meat.
Cloned Meat is looking to clinch.
Halpert misses with a takedown
and Cloned Meat counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Cloned Meat tries to stand but can't do so whilst Halpert controls his leg.
Cloned Meat decides to stand and escape the position.
Dan Cloned Meat is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Halpert avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cloned Meat smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloned Meat throws a right and a left that Halpert avoids nicely.
Cloned Meat scores with a three punch combo!
Halpert doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cloned Meat counters with a two punch combo.
Cloned Meat scores with a one two! Halpert had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Cloned Meat throws a nice looking combination but Halpert bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Halpert shoots in and bounces Cloned Meat off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Cloned Meat pulls Halpert in close to his closed guard and prevents Halpert from doing any damage or advancing position.
Cloned Meat looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Halpert puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Halpert trying to mount his opponent but Cloned Meat defends it.
Halpert wants to advance to full mount but Cloned Meat doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Halpertis looking to pass into half guard but Cloned Meat pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Cloned Meat is in guard.
Halpert wants to sweep but no luck.
Halpert has his foot on Cloned Meat's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Cloned Meat works his way back into a safe position though.
Cloned Meat won't allow Halpert to sweep him here.
Halpert keeping moving, preventing Cloned Meat from controlling successfully.
Halpert wants to hit a switch here but Cloned Meat passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Halpert there!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Halpert is trying to escape the mount.
Cloned Meat controlling from the full mount.
Halpert defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Cloned Meat.
Halpert is working to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Halpert slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Halpert tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Cloned Meat has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Halpert is working to get back to half guard.
Cloned Meat can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Halpert is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dan Cloned Meat dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jim Halpert's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Halpert fails with the takedown
and Cloned Meat counters with a nice double leg into side control. Halpert won't be happy with that.
Halpert is looking for a sweep.
Cloned Meat stands up.
Cloned Meat looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Halpert is looking to improve his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Halpert gets full guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cloned Meat trying to control the position from guard on top but Halpert is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cloned Meat won't allow Halpert to sweep him here.
Halpert working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cloned Meat doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cloned Meat manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Halpert tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Cloned Meat with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Jim Halpert has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Halpert is looking for a triangle here but Cloned Meat uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Cloned Meat controls the position.
Cloned Meat trying to control the action but Halpert is working from the bottom.
Cloned Meat knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Halpert on the ground.
Halpert is looking to regain half guard here but Cloned Meat keeps moving and retains side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloned Meat gets to mount! Halpert was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Cloned Meat controlling the position easily from mount.
Halpert is wriggling around trying to escape.
Dan Cloned Meat is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cloned Meat landing strikes, looking to finish!
Cloned Meat content just to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Halpert is squirming around, avoiding Cloned Meat's attempts to control the action.
Halpert can't escape the position.
Cloned Meat wants to control the pace but Halpert is squirming around nicely.
Cloned Meat lands with some strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dan Cloned Meat showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cloned Meat has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:26
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:26
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dan Cloned Meat!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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