PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nova Zigaman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Acyrius AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zigaman comes to the cage accompanied by Mr Bombastic by Shaggy. AssKicken has chosen Snap your fingers, Snap your neck. as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Zigaman
vs
AssKicken

203 cm
24
287 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Good knees
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Nova Zigaman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Acyrius AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Kenichi Hosakawa and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Zigaman gets a double leg takedown into AssKicken's guard.
AssKicken looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Zigaman is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Zigaman scoring with some ground and pound.
Zigaman passes AssKicken's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Zigaman has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Zigaman is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for AssKicken!
Zigaman with good strikes from the mount here!
AssKicken is wriggling around trying to escape.
Zigaman controlling from mount.
Zigaman lands with some vicious ground and pound - can AssKicken hang on?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Zigaman quickly switches position and commits to an armbar! It's a big risk for Zigaman but it's paid off an AssKicken is forced to tap! Nice work by Zigaman.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Nova Zigaman!
In his post fight interview, Nova Zigaman gave a big smile as he said 'That guy doesn't deserve to fight me. Get out of my cage. And this is a message for all my freaks: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus... when they come down to earth, they want to ride my penis. Day, by day I come out to play - but one thing is for damn sure I am here to stay!'.