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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Henry Diaz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Toenail Fungus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fungus has chosen Freak Like Me-Halestorm as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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173 cm
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145 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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173 cm
19
150 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
Big right hand |
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Henry Diaz! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Toenail Fungus! The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Diaz misses with a hook to the body
and Fungus counters with a lovely straight right hand! Diaz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fungus counters with a crisp one two that drops Diaz! Fungus thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Diaz to his feet! Diaz is in big trouble!
Diaz is rocked! Fungus shoots in looking for a takedown but Diaz manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Fungus's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away. Oh Diaz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Fungus lands a front kick. Diaz is breathing heavily. Fungus cracks Diaz with a left hook right on the temple and Diaz goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Fungus lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Diaz is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Toenail Fungus! An out of breath Toenail Fungus thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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