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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mamed Khalidov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiddlywinks comes into the arena with The Seinfeld Intro blaring out of the sound system. Khalidov comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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265 lbs
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206 cm
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241 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
World class MT
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Roger Tiddlywinks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mamed Khalidov!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Anthony Taglia and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khalidov tries to work over Tiddlywinks's front leg with a kick but Tiddlywinks checks it.
Tiddlywinks connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Khalidov moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks throws a lazy head kick
and Khalidov counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Khalidov checks a low kick from Tiddlywinks.
Khalidov takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Tiddlywinks shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Khalidov blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Khalidov throws a lazy right hand but Tiddlywinks sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Khalidov pushes Tiddlywinks away with a front kick.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Khalidov moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick
and Khalidov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tiddlywinks misses with a hook. Khalidov ducked under it nicely.
Nice shot lands for Khalidov.
Tiddlywinks feints and then cracks Khalidov's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Khalidov down.
A head kick by Tiddlywinks misses
and Khalidov counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Khalidov checks a leg kick.
Tiddlywinks looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Khalidov moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Khalidov moves out of range easily.
Tiddlywinks has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center in the buildup to the fight.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Khalidov moves out of range.
Khalidov unleashes a big counter combination but Tiddlywinks bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Khalidov moves out of range.
Tiddlywinks tried to score with a low kick but Khalidov checks it.
Tiddlywinks checks a leg kick.
Khalidov throws a jab when Tiddlywinks was well out of range.
Tiddlywinks gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Khalidov counters with a big uppercut that knocks Tiddlywinks off his feet! Khalidov dives into side control looking to finish!
It looks like Roger Tiddlywinks has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Khalidov in side control, just content to control the action for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Khalidov's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Khalidov wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Tiddlywinks, who protects the arm well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Khalidov looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Tiddlywinks is avoiding damage well.
Khalidov is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Tiddlywinks's shoulder. That is not cool.
Tiddlywinks on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Tiddlywinks tries to get out of the position.
Khalidov decides to stand up, so the ref orders Tiddlywinks to his feet.
Tiddlywinks throws a combination that misses
and Khalidov counters with a slapping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks pushes Khalidov away with a front kick.
Khalidov takes a kick to the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks throws a front kick aimed at Khalidov's knee but Khalidov avoids it well.
Khalidov appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tiddlywinks throws a looping overhand right but Khalidov ducks down to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Despite the aggression on Khalidov's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Tiddlywinks displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Khalidov throws out the jab.
Tiddlywinks looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick
and Khalidov connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Khalidov moves out of range as Tiddlywinks throws a body kick.
Despite the aggression on Khalidov's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Tiddlywinks lands a glancing blow to the side of Khalidov's head.
Khalidov lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tiddlywinks turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Khalidov connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Khalidov chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tiddlywinks can pounce on him.
Khalidov has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Tiddlywinks throws a lazy head kick
and Khalidov counters with a straight right hand.
Tiddlywinks is rocked!
Tiddlywinks ducks into an uppercut from Khalidov and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mamed Khalidov!
After the big win, Mamed Khalidov made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Mohito Fightwear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
Roger Tiddlywinks was interviewed post fight and said 'I want icecream mom'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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